JOCKpost Presents: Drunk Uncle Mike’s Picks of the Week 9

So our little column went 2-1 again last week, bringing our yearly record to 15-7. That’s 68%, beeyotch!

My lone loss was bed-s**tting Iowa, s**tting the bed at home against Wisconsin. Truth be told, I really only picked the Hawkeyes for the terrible jokes. Not that that matters, because I still owe my bookie money because of it. Well, actually he just owes me less than he should. Here’s your car payment this month!

Colorado @ Oklahoma -23.5

I’ve been an avowed Boomer Sooner fan all season long. This is a night game in Norman, where they have won 35 straight (the nation’s longest such streak). The Buffs also have the bad luck of having to come to town after the previous #1 Sooners got worked in Mizzou.

Oklahoma has covered in 11 of its last 16 Big 12 games, and the Colorado’s 100th ranked scoring offense isn’t likely to keep it close long.

Kentucky @ Mississippi St Over 56.5

Big Blue has had the over cover in EVERY SINGLE GAME this year. That includes two 58+ lines. They are averaging 34 ppg the last 4 weeks. The Bulldogs have won 5 straight games, and are rolling along @ 32 ppg. Add those two numbers, plus Kentucky’s s**tty defense, and you have a new PS3 for your bastard son.

UL-Lafayette @ Ohio -14.5

Hear me out on this one. The Ragin’ Cajuns got BLOWN OUT at home last week by Western Kentucky, the previous owners of a 26 game losing streak. The Bobcats have won 4 in a row, covered 5 in a row, covering the spread by almost 2 tds in those 5!!

It’s a southern team playing its only game above the Mason-Dixon line on a chilly, Halloween-in –OU weekend. UL-L’s defense is gonna give it up like an OU slut on Halloween weekend. Curtains for the Cajuns!

As always, this is for entertainment purposes only, and action is provided by Vegas Insider. Godspeed, gentlemen!