Jimmy Johnson’s Junk Has Experienced Enlargement, Enhancement; Urban Dictionary Edition!

In the most perfectly named match made in heaven since Texas met Colt McCoy, male enhancement company ExtenZe has chosen former Dallas Cowboys head coach Jimmy Johnson to appear in one of their advertising campaigns.

Let’s play a fun little game with Jimmy’s name in the spirit of the Facebook craze “Urban Dictionary Your Name” to perfectly illustrate how they were made for each other.

Urban dictionary definitions of Jimmy Johnson.

Jimmy:  Another word for dick (often confused with jimmy-hat meanin condom).  “I slipped my jimmy in her p***y.”

Johnson: Slang for penis.

Meet the SLANG NAME Johnson family. These names have NO reference to actual persons who may have these names.

Anita Johnson = “I need a johnson”, ie, a woman who needs to get laid really bad.

Annie Johnson = “Any Johnson” = I’ll take any johnson I can get.

Emma Johnson = “I’m a johnson” = a “woman” who is REALLY a man.

Harry Johnson = “hairy johnson” = a guy who doesn’t trim his bush.

Johnson & Johnson = 2 guys hunting for p***y or 2 gay guys, depending on the context.

Lisa Johnson = “lease a johnson” = a woman who hires male prostitutes.

Max Johnson = super huge penis, or man who has one.

Sarah Johnson = “Is there Johnson (around here)?” = a woman hunting for cock.

Sharon Johnson = “sharin’ johnson” = a chick who likes to have more than one penis in her at the same time. Alias Sharon Cox or Sharon Peters.