Jimmy Johnson Will Be A Contestant On Survivor: Nicaragua; Airing in September

Mr. Long Dong himself, Jimmy Johnson is taking up a surprising new role on your television: Survivor Contestant.

You read that right, former Cowboys coach Jimmy Johnson is going to be a contestant on the show Survivor: Nicaragua. He said he almost qualified for the show last year, but failed a physical. Considering how physical most of the challenges have become in recent years, it is doubtful he will have much chance against the younger guys.  They are filming now.

The show will begin airing on Wednesdays in September. He will be finished in time for the NFL season.

One question: If he’s only allowed to bring one thing, what will it be? His hairspray or his Extenze?