New applicants for the Indonesian Police Department are having a “hard time” with one of the questions they are being asked during the application process – and it has nothing to do with discrimination. Well…unless you are referring to discrimination of the dong.
Do you have an enlarged penis?
If you answered yes to that question, then your dream of getting a job as a cop in the city of Papau, Indonesia is over.
“If he has, he will be considered unfit to join the police or the military.” said police spokesman Zainuri Lubis due to “hindrance during training.”
Apparently, cock enlargement is quite common in Indonesia, as they use a technique of wrapping the penis with leaves from the “gatal-gatal” (itchy) tree so that it swells up like it has been stung by a bee. A technique that Jimmy Johnson does not endorse.
As if cops don’t already seem like they are overcompensating for something, they are now guaranteed to be humongous pricks.
But hey…if you’re ever in Indonesia and some cop is giving you are hard time, you can always make fun of him for having a little dick.
Kinda like this f**khole.
God damn it, I hate cops…