Jerry Rice Gets Disqualified From Golf Tournament

If you’re anything like me, the second you read a headline that a former or current athlete does something wrong, you immediately think the worst. With there being so much media coverage and so lack of privacy now-a-days, most athletes will somehow find ways to look like an asshole.

For example, when you read Jerry Rice was DQ’d from a golf tournament, what was the first thing that came to mind?

Did he test positive for steroids?

Did he get busted for raping some underage fan in the pro shop bath room?

Well fortunately for Jerry Rice, and all parents of young blooming daughters, he was disqualified for using a range finder which helps check yardage to the hole.

Since Rice is a newbie to professional golf, he was able to play it off as a rookie mistake, but after being in last place and then getting DQ’d, it kinda makes you think Rice’s days as a pro golfer could be over.

Of course, I also thought he would retire from football after getting traded from the f**king Raiders, so what the hell do I know?