Jeff Ireland, Dez Bryant, He Said, She Said, Who Gives a F**k

DB – “My dad was a pimp.”

JI – “What did your mom do [for a living]?”

DB – “She worked for my dad.”

JI – “Your mom was a prostitute?”

DB – “No, she wasn’t a prostitute.”

Now…according to Ed Werder of ESPN, Bryant is denying the report that he told Ireland that his father was a pimp. Thus leading to the he said, she said type of bulls**t that we are currently going through…as if any of this will really matter in a couple of weeks anyway.

But if it is true that Bryant told Ireland that his father was a pimp, and that his mom worked for his father, what the f**k kind of follow up question was he supposed to ask? I mean, was he supposed to think that Bryant’s mom was his dad’s f**king bookkeeper or something?

Regardless of whose story is true, Mark McGwire’s twin brother (not really) has completely lost the battle of right and wrong before the facts have even been laid out. And because the media (including us) is so gung-ho on being the first person to report the breaking news, sometimes, or a lot of the times, all the facts aren’t exactly on the table.

Maybe we will never know the truth behind what really occurred in this meeting, but I have a feeling this is just the beginning of the nightmare that will be the Dez Bryant/Dallas Cowboys relationship.