The Hookers In Ecuador Will Steal Your S**t

Just remember, after the hookers steal your s**t, you don’t call the cops to tell them about it.

This seemingly simple advice was not heeded a few nights ago, when the Mexican team was competing in the Copa America — a soccer tournament in South America — in Ecuador.

While celebrating yet another win, eight Mexican players invited some hookers back to their hotel room. And really, frolicking with hookers and trannies is nothing new to the Mexican team.

After the women left, the players noticed that some s**t was gone. That’s what hookers do. Sometimes you have to chalk it up to the cost of doing business.

Then they made the fatal mistake of calling the cops.

The cops investigated, and surveillance video showed one of the team representatives ushering in the women.

The eight players have been suspended for six months and have been fined around 4 grand.

That’s some expensive tail.