Handjobs Are The Cure to All Injuries

But according to nurses in the Netherlands, sexual gratification will no longer be a part of “standard” hospital care.

That’s right, you read correctly. “Standard” Care.

According to Reuters, Dutch nurses are launching a national campaign against patients who are demanding sexual favors as part of their every day treatment. Apparently, a 24-year-old nurse was asked by a 42-year-old patient for a little “special treatment”, but after she declined he asked for her to be dismissed.

The young nurse said she had seen some of her fellow nurses perform sexual acts on the patient in the past, but she refused to do the same. 

Did they pull these ladies straight from the Red Light District or what?

Personally, it wouldn’t matter if I was in the hospital for a heart attack or a sprained ankle, a nice BJ, HJ, or even ZJ for that matter would be a welcome addition to all physical therapy.

I could only imagine how long the lines would be for Urgent Care.