Great Lakes Brewing Company Releases New Beer “Quitness”

Cleveland based brewery Great Lakes, a brewery with strong ties to Northeast Ohio and well respected worldwide, has always boasted of its Ohio roots.

All of its regularly produced beverages are named in honor of some piece of Ohio history. From celebrating the Cuyahoga River burning from the pollution in it (Burning River Pale Ale) to Edmund Fitzgerald Porter (famous shipwreck in Lake Erie, and a rockingly awesome Gordon Lightfoot song) and Holy Moses White Ale (named after city founder Moses Cleveland), Great Lakes reps their hood with a pride not normally associated with Cleveland.

On Tuesday, they kept that streak alive by announcing there would be a special beer available exclusively at the brewery on Market Street in Cleveland, across the street from high school football powerhouse St. Ignatius.

From Wednesday July 14^th at 4:00 PM until Saturday July 17^th(or while supplies last), Cavs fans can wash away the rotten taste of “the Prince” leaving with “Quitness” India Pale Ale. It is a cask-conditioned, dry-hopped India Pale Ale, that the brewery says is “sure to be as bitter as the mood of Cleveland these days!”

Well done, brewers. I always knew there was a reason I love alcohol so much. Because it never leaves you. My only regret is that I don’t live close enough to enjoy this new delight from a World Champion that won’t leave Cleveland. Kiss my dick, Princess!!