Good Riddance, ‘Eight-Five’

Chad Ochocinco officially wants out of Cincinnati … again. 

Yes, the self- indulgent wide receiver has once again turned to his best, and possibly only friend, Twitter, to voice his displeasure with his relationship with head coach, Marvin Lewis. 

Chad was asked by a fellow tweeter if the Bengals were to draft A.J. Green in this year’s draft, would the team be “letting you go?” 

Ochocinco obviously took this question to heart and replied with, “He’d be perfect, I’ve done all I can, my time is up.” 

By “done all I can,” I’m assuming he is referring to his subpar career performances, scaring off quarterback Carson Palmer, and appearing in the some of the worst reality shows known to mankind.  

If that’s all he can do, then please, Chad, do yourself a favor and remove yourself from the NFL completely. 

I don’t know that there has been another player that has kept themselves from being a dominant player, like Ochocinco has. 

Over the past few years, he has become obsessed with social networking and reality television.  So much so that helping his team win a championship has taken a back seat to all the other s**t. 

Chad followed up the aforementioned tweet with a jab at coach Lewis. 

“I love Cincy, but coach Lewis is mean to me now so I think I am gone :( .” 

First of all, any dude that follows a statement with a frowny face or smiley face is a huge p***y.  I’m pretty sure there is a man-law outlawing this type of behavior. 

Secondly, can someone get this whiney little fruitcake some chocolate milk and put him to bed. 

Everyone should feel so bad for this grown MAN because his coach is being mean to him.  How many head coaches are actually NICE to their players, all of the time? 

I’m going to go out on a limb and guess none.  Marvin Lewis should never be nice to this turd in the first place.  Surely no Bengal fan has forgotten the incident that occurred in the locker room at half time of the 2007 playoffs, where Chad punched Lewis in the face. 

For those of you reading this saying, “that didn’t happen, who does this guy think he is?”, don’t be so naïve. 

I listen to the Common Man and the Torg in Columbus, Ohio everyday, and the former Bengal, Craig Krenzel is a frequent guest.  

Krenzel has never said it on air, but Common Man has stated that a player they know admitted that Ochocinco did punch Lewis during halftime. 

Chad’s final tweets of:

“he has gone over board to publicly chastize the one guy who loves him I’m so hurt”

“serious s**t, y’all ever lost somebody you felt was close to u but they flip on you without giving u the script.Marvin Lewis hurt my feelings”

This just goes to show how much of a drama queen he really is and how much he relies on his internet followers to boost his morale.

All Bengals fans should be burning their #85 jerseys and dancing naked in the streets now  that the final days of Ochocrapo are upon them. 

Of course Mike Brown is not going to make this easy on anyone.  Rather than trade Palmer and Ochocinco for draft picks and reconstruct the team, he will hold out so that Palmer retires and Chad sits out a year, just to satisfy himself. 

At least future seasons will not include lame-ass end zone celebrations and constant bitching EVERY time the ball is not thrown their way.

A.J. Green and Andy Dalton — welcome to the circus.