![Funny Obama Sound Bites, Your New Ringtone! [MP3/Audio Clips]](http://cdn.jockpost.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/obama-ring-tones.jpg "Funny Obama Sound Bites, Your New Ringtone! [MP3/Audio Clips]")
Get your cellphone ready because you’re about to get a new ringtone.
Below we have assembled a few sound clips in MP3 format of Barack Obama reading excerpts from his book: Dreams From My Father.
If you didn’t know, Obama read the book himself for the audiobook.
Download the audio clips below. [NSFW]
“This s**t’s getting way too complicated for me“ [0:02m]
“There are white folks, then there are ignorant motherf**kers like you.” [0:03m]
“You ain’t my bitch, nigga. Buy Your Own Damn Fries!” [0:03m]
“Sure, you can have my number baby!” [0:02m]
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