http://jockpost.com Funny Sports Pictures | Sports Blog Thu, 10 May 2012 20:32:10 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Seriously dude, we are trying to move on. Ohio State fans everywhere, including myself, are trying our best to forget Terrelle Pryor. He never played for Ohio State. Those 3 years just did not exist. And while I admit that we enabled this douche, the way it all ended just proved that he was never [...]]]> http://jockpost.com/terrelle-pryor-shut-fuck/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=terrelle-pryor-shut-fuck Of all of the awesome catches Calvin Johnson has made over the years, this is the best EA Sports could come up with? A more exciting and athletic wide receiver you will not find. Also, he doesn’t really have a confident look on his face. He’s in the middle of focusing on a ball that [...]]]> http://jockpost.com/madden-13-cover-megatrons-pic-kind-sucks/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=madden-13-cover-megatrons-pic-kind-sucks It’s every one’s dream. To retire young and travel the world. And if you’re Michael Phelps, and that means partying it up, city jumping, and basically doing whatever the f**k you want, then call me jealous. Phelps will more than likely retire after the 2012 Olympics in London. And at 27 years old, Phelps has [...]]]> http://jockpost.com/2012-olympics-michael-phelps-lazy-stoner-nomad/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=2012-olympics-michael-phelps-lazy-stoner-nomad There’s nothing better then waking up in the morning, and getting what you need quickly and easily. But just in case she isn’t there for you, I am. Here’s your Monday Morning Quickie… Eli Manning apparently isn’t retarded. Could have fooled me. Watch him be funny on SNL. [NBC Sports]  The Kansas City Royals gave [...]]]> http://jockpost.com/monday-morning-quickie-eli-manning-snl-kentucky-derby-bryce-harper-steals-home/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=monday-morning-quickie-eli-manning-snl-kentucky-derby-bryce-harper-steals-home Albert Pujols, who many believed would never hit a homerun ever again, has finally gone deep for the Angles in his 111th at bat of the season – ending the longest homerless streak of his career. And all it took were some meaningful words from Tony La Russa. The former Cardinals Manager, who still stays in touch [...]]]> http://jockpost.com/albert-pujols-suck-anymore-hits-home-run-angel/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=albert-pujols-suck-anymore-hits-home-run-angel Seau was a linebacking legend. One of the best of his time. RIP, Mr. Seau. [Yahoo! Sports]]]> http://jockpost.com/junior-seau-dead-gunshot-wound-chest/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=junior-seau-dead-gunshot-wound-chest This was originally an Animated GIF that I saw on Hip Hop Wired, but the GIF kept loading slowly so I was like “F**k this, I’m gonna load it on YouTube so people on JOCKpost can actually see this s**t.” It’s actually pretty god damn funny.]]> http://jockpost.com/amare-attacks-fire-extinguisher-office-space-style-video/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=amare-attacks-fire-extinguisher-office-space-style-video Minnesota Vikings practice squad RB Caleb King has been accused of beating the living s**t out of a guy for comparing him to Eddie Murphy at a birthday party. I’ve got to give it to King. He doesn’t look like Eddie Murphy at all. If I were Caleb King, I probably would have beat the s**t out [...]]]> http://jockpost.com/caleb-king-attorney-amazing-restraint/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=caleb-king-attorney-amazing-restraint We all know Vernon Davis gets a little more emotional than most football players. But no one could have guessed that his 19-year-old brother could be capable of this. Michael Davis, brother of NFL players Vernon and Vontae Davis, has been arrested in Washington DC (Petworth to be precise). He is accused of severely injuring a [...]]]> http://jockpost.com/michael-davis-photo-vernon-davis-brother-attacking-woman-hammer/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=michael-davis-photo-vernon-davis-brother-attacking-woman-hammer All I gotta say is, give me some of that s**t he was smoking — because I want to feel this happy AFTER getting a DWI. I know none of you guys care about this head stomping loser, but this mugshot is too classic not to share.]]> http://jockpost.com/brandon-meriweather-mugshot/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=brandon-meriweather-mugshot Considering the fact that the man who signs his paychecks is Jewish, it’s quite possible the Tigers aren’t done cutting people just yet. Delmon Young was arrested in New York for allegedly starting a fight and yelling anti-Semetic epithets. A police source told the New York Post that Young was “highly intoxicated.” Shocker. Young faces [...]]]> http://jockpost.com/delmon-young-apparently-hates-jews/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=delmon-young-apparently-hates-jews This is hands down the best photo from the 2012 NFL Draft. This could be love.]]> http://jockpost.com/dontari-poe-roger-goodell-big-kiss/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=dontari-poe-roger-goodell-big-kiss It’s finally draft week!  Strap in and get your popcorn ready Thursday night, because this thing could get wild. If you’re like me and believe everything you read on Twitter, every single pick in the first round is on the block, with the exception of Luck and Griffin. Let’s take a look at our final [...]]]> http://jockpost.com/jockpost-2012-nfl-mock-draft-first-round/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=jockpost-2012-nfl-mock-draft-first-round I’m about to make a very bold statement. I may regret saying this given the nature of the team’s past but the Cleveland Browns CANNOT screw up this draft.  Their first three picks are virtually fool-proof, regardless of the direction that they decide to go.  Don’t believe me?  Read on… Pick four is an ideal spot [...]]]> http://jockpost.com/browns-screw-draft/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=browns-screw-draft You’ve got to admit, the Flyers-Penguins series was exciting as hell. Even though it was not really a close series, the unprecedented amount of goals scored kept things exciting for a casual fan like myself. With as antiseptic as things have become in pro sports, it’s nice to see this in-state rivalry have a little [...]]]> http://jockpost.com/claude-giroux-single-puck-given-day/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=claude-giroux-single-puck-given-day OK, so he didn’t say that publicly. But you can damn well be sure that’s what he tells his friends. What he actually thinks is probably a completely different matter. If the Nets were Burger King, he would be blocking this move with all of his girth. But he’s a Mets fan, so he’s used to [...]]]> http://jockpost.com/jersey-governor-nets-moving-give-sht/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=jersey-governor-nets-moving-give-sht I know what you’re thinking, another flop video. But this isn’t just any flop. This flop puts soccer players to shame. While setting a pick, Clippers F Reggie Evans got a little bump by Greivis Vasquez and Evans flails his arms around like Ron Artest after a dunk. While it’s funny to laugh at, it’s [...]]]> http://jockpost.com/reggie-evans-flop-video/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=reggie-evans-flop-video “Obviously, when you talk about a name like Willie Mays, when the time comes that’s a pretty great name.” — Alex Rodriguez. Notice he said “when.” I’d like to talk a little more about “if.” Nothing can be taken for granted in life. You are not even guaranteed another day. It’s easy to look into [...]]]> http://jockpost.com/alex-rodriguez-pass-willie-mays/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=alex-rodriguez-pass-willie-mays I’m sorry, but I just can’t call him Metta World Peace. He will always, affectionately, be Ron-Ron to me. He plays hard. He flails his arms around. James Harden’s head just happens to be there. S**t happens. Is this worthy of a suspension? It’s really hard to tell when you watch the video if he meant [...]]]> http://jockpost.com/ron-artest-suspension-delivers-world-peace-james-hardins-head-video/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=ron-artest-suspension-delivers-world-peace-james-hardins-head-video This year the 2012 Babe Bracket was heavy on upsets. The Championship round featured a #14 seed from the Sports Bracket, Maria Sharapova. Not to say Ms. Sharapova isn’t attractive, but to say she’s the second hottest woman in the world seems to be a stretch. But that’s the way it goes. However, the winner [...]]]> http://jockpost.com/2012-babe-bracket-winner/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=2012-babe-bracket-winner