http://jockpost.com Funny Sports Pictures | Sports Blog Fri, 03 Feb 2012 15:44:25 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en With the Super Bowl being just over a week away, it's time for all of the know-it-all fans to come out of the woodwork.  Everyone knows at least one person like this; Never really played sports, usually fat, obnoxious, someone who is always referenced as just an acquaintance rather than ...http://jockpost.com/10-super-bowl-facts/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=10-super-bowl-facts Since the nation has been boner-poppin for the last 2 days over Blake Griffin’s love of violent layups, I decided to make a list of my favorite dunks.Sure, it’s been done a trillion times, but fuck you Internet. This is my list.Tom Chambers vs GravityMitch Richmond described it best when ...http://jockpost.com/jockposts-favorite-dunks-time-videos/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=jockposts-favorite-dunks-time-videos Tom Terrific and Eli may have taken the week off, but that doesn’t mean the rest of the sports world did.  What did we learn this week?-Brandon Marshall dominated the Pro Bowl, hauling in six balls for 176 yards, and four scores as the AFC thumped the NFC 59-41.  Credit ...http://jockpost.com/learn-week-sports-12/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=learn-week-sports-12 I think I just came a little.But like usual. I was left disappointed.When I first saw the trailer and heard that wonderful little jig, I really thought that maybe, just maybe, a sequel would come out that would actually be worth watching.Maybe it is just a Super Bowl commercial. But ...http://jockpost.com/ferris-buellers-day-2-video/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=ferris-buellers-day-2-video Just by reading this ad on Craigslist, I am 100% confident that it doesn't matter how much this guy learns, he will not in any way resemble a football player.He is obviously the least confident person in the world, but in a weird way I feel bad for him. And ...http://jockpost.com/football-cash-call-craigslist-guy/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=football-cash-call-craigslist-guy So Peyton’s little brother faces his arch rival in Peyton’s back yard for a Super Bowl ring.  I wonder if that story is going to get beaten to death over the next two weeks...  What else did we learn this week?-In the 2007 BCS Championship game, Buckeye kick returner Ted ...http://jockpost.com/learn-week-sports-11/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=learn-week-sports-11 Is Joe Paterno dead or not? The media's handling of Joe Paterno's "death" has been sloppy at best. I'm being nice. In actuality it's completely fucked up.First you read everywhere that JoePa is dead. But now, if you Google "Joe Paterno dead" you get redirects to the subsequent family spokesperson's ...http://jockpost.com/joepa-dead-joepa-not-dead-minds/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=joepa-dead-joepa-not-dead-minds Joe Flacco can't catch a break at this point.Whether it's being called out for paying too much attention to the media, or being thrown under the bus by a future hall of fame teammate, Flacco is just a guy that can't seem to make anyone happy.And now, the one group ...http://jockpost.com/joe-flacco-busted-riding-skateboard-fan-calls-ozzie-newsome/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=joe-flacco-busted-riding-skateboard-fan-calls-ozzie-newsome I know how this guy feels...Every morning whenI wake up to go to work, I wish there were tennis rackets to smash the ever-loving fuck out of right next to my bed. My day would suck about 10% less if that were the case.Down two sets and a break to ...http://jockpost.com/marcos-baghdatis-explodes-australian-open/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=marcos-baghdatis-explodes-australian-open If the NFL determined it’s champion with a system similar to the BCS, the New York Giants would have been playing in the Orange Bowl.  Now, they’re one win away from the Super Bowl.  Way to get it right, NFL . What else did we learn this week?-At the beginning of ...http://jockpost.com/learn-week-sports-nfl-playoff-edition/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=learn-week-sports-nfl-playoff-edition Hey everybody, in case you had any doubt whatsoever, celestial beings are definitely watching over the Denver Broncos.Don't get me wrong. Clearly, God likes Tom Brady. But this year, he's got different plans.The proof is in the photos. Just look at them. Jesus was there!According to the Huffington Post, the ...http://jockpost.com/halo-forms-denver-victory-patriots-chance/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=halo-forms-denver-victory-patriots-chance Woman sums up last week's game on Facebook. It's funny, I said the same thing to my kids. http://jockpost.com/told-kenny-jesus-guy-beat-rapist-guy/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=told-kenny-jesus-guy-beat-rapist-guy I'm not sure if the video below is real or not (ahem), but according to the YouTube description, this was a video made by the tourism folks in Sandusky, Ohio. It's a double entendre lover's wet dream.Then, I guess, it got pulled. My guess is (ahem) it made some people ...http://jockpost.com/sandusky-secret-video/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=sandusky-secret-video Tebow wow’d us. Saban bored us. And Twitter made us laugh. What did we learn this week? As if the first time Alabama and LSU played this year wasn’t bad enough. The nation was treated to another snooze-fest Monday night complete with perhaps the worst quarterback play in BCS Title ...http://jockpost.com/learn-week-sports-10/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=learn-week-sports-10 We see it all the time in sports...the slapping of the ass in congratulatory fashion. I've done it, you've done it, it just feels so natural in the heat of battle.But that's usually the case for teammates or possibly even opposing players - not the refs...in the middle of a ...http://jockpost.com/ref-oddly-slaps-illinois-players-ass-game-video/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=ref-oddly-slaps-illinois-players-ass-game-video Indianapolis Colts... You are officially on the clock, as the order is set for April’s NFL Draft.    Before we know who will return to school, who will bomb the Wonderlick test, and who will WOW at the combine... let’s speculate at how the top 15 selections may pan out.1.  Indianapolis ...http://jockpost.com/jockposts-2012-nfl-mock-draft-aka-mock-draft/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=jockposts-2012-nfl-mock-draft-aka-mock-draft Another reason why no one should ever propose marriage during a sporting event.First off, I couldn't imagine asking someone to marry me if I didn't really know the answer. Secondly, what kind of stupid bitch would say "no" in front of thousand(s) of people?I guess this one...http://jockpost.com/marriage-proposal-bad-ucla-bball-game-video/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=marriage-proposal-bad-ucla-bball-game-video The most wonderful time of the year has come and gone.  Yes, fantasy football season is over.  If you’re like me you are trying to forget all about it and plan for next season. Every year players have breakout seasons, making their fantasy owners look like they know what they are ...http://jockpost.com/fantasy-football-year-review-biggest-busts-surprises-sleepers-2012/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=fantasy-football-year-review-biggest-busts-surprises-sleepers-2012 Add Mike Munchak to the list of coaches that want nothing to do with the Penn State job. The Tennessee Titans Head Coach denied that he has any interestin becoming the new head coach for the Penn State Nittany Lions. He was on top of the list of coaches that ...http://jockpost.com/interest-penn-state-job/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=interest-penn-state-job People think that being tough is what it takes to make it in football. I completely disagree. Fear is what motivated me. Trying my best to not get crushed is what made me run faster. Maybe that makes me a pussy.But if it does, I have a feeling that Oregon ...http://jockpost.com/lamichael-james-afraid-rollie-coasters/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=lamichael-james-afraid-rollie-coasters