Evander Holyfield Seeks To Reduce Baby Mama Bill

Boxing’s only four-time heavyweight champion, Evander “Real Deal” Holyfield, is attempting to have his child support payments lowered. He is currently expected to pay $3,000/month in support of his 10 year old son, and is reportedly at least 2 months behind.

Holyfield is claiming that he no longer brings in the kind of dough necessary to cover a $36,000/year tab to care for his kid. What, no one is buying Exhale albums anymore??? (Real Deal Records)

While it is almost without doubt that Holyfield has made hundreds of millions of dollars from boxing matches and endorsements, including a whopping $34 million for the “Bite Fight”, this is not unchartered waters for boxers. 

Holyfield is the latest in a long line of professional athletes, boxers in particular, that have squandered their cash mountains. But what separates “The Real Deal” from figures like Ray Leonard, Mike Tyson, or LaTrell Sprewell, is Evander’s apparent affinity for “completing the mission” when making the love with the ladies.

According to his Wiki page, he is the father of at least ELEVEN children.  As far as we know, this ties Travis Henry and beats Shawn Kemp by 4, amongst other notable sloppy seed sowers.

Still, impressive work for Evander. And he’s not yet out of his seed spreading years. I think it’s high time we start giving this man his due respect in regards to his prolific procreation skills.

How did he find the time to win the heavyweight belt four times, when he obviously spent a good amount of time bumpin’ uglies? Hasn’t he seen Rocky?! Doesn’t he know that women weaken the legs?!  Somewhere, A.C. Green’s head is spinning.