ESPN Commercial Shows Nerds Love Admiral Ackbar, Hot Chicks Not So Much

The funniest thing about the new ESPN Ole Miss Admiral Ackbar For Mascot commercial is not the video itself.

Nope, the funniest part is the fact that they just lost to Jacksonville State.  At this point, who their mascot is has got to be the least of their concerns.

When ex-Arkansas coach Houston Nutt took the job at Ole Miss it could have gone one of two ways: success or failure.  What do you think?  Would you consider losing to Jacksonville State a failure?

You could say yes, unequivocally so.  Michigan is sending Jacksonville State flowers right now for supplanting the Appalachian State loss as the most embarassing loss in D-I history.  Because Ole Miss is in the almighty SEC, I think this one’s worse.

They deserve it.  After accepting perennial f**kup Jeremy Masoli onto the team because they needed a quarterback, their karma has gone straight down the s**tter.

Here’s why Masoli’s immediate clearance to play is bulls**t:

He got kicked off the Oregon team this off-season for robbery and possession of weed.  Two separate incidents.  So what does he do?  He applies to transfer to another school.  Ole Miss accepts his sorry ass without flinching. 

He was told that he had to sit out a year and he appealed that decision.  Ultimately the decision was overturned, and he is now allowed to play this year without sitting out the full year that most transfers have to sit out.

What’s the morale of this story?  If you decide to transfer because you don’t like your coach, you don’t like your school, or for any reason at all, you will have to sit out a year.

F**k that s**t.  All you gotta do is get busted for robbery, get kicked off the team and then sign up with another team.  Rules be damned.

For this reason, I root for Ole Miss to lose every game this year.