The Entire French Soccer Organization Is Acting Like Cry Babies

In an update to the ongoing soap opera dubbed “As the French Panties Twist“, the French Football Federation is in shambles after a weekend filled with “strife.”

I say this mockingly because only the drama-queen Frenchies could turn these events into a worldwide midday TV show.

At every point in this “saga”, the French have chose to act like bitches instead of manning up and getting the job done. Here is the basic timeline of this “scandal”, as the cheese-eating surrender monkeys have taken to calling it.

1. Striker Nicolas Anelka tells Coach Raymond Domenech to “f**k yourself you son of a whore”. Classy.
2. Domenech, embattled already, asks for an apology — gay. Does not receive one. Boots Anelka from team.
3. Captain Patrice Evra (not a woman) gets into screaming match with Coach Robert Duverne, who takes his training cones and leaves. There are lots of grown-ups on this squad.
4. This prompts the entire French team to refuse to train on Sunday, to voice their opposition to Anelka being thrown off the team. While I agree with them standing by their teammate, now is not the time for pouting.
5. French Football Federation team director Jean-Louis Valentin quits in response to the team refusing to train, calling it “unacceptable.” While understandably pissed that he put together a team of gashes, his pouting and quitting accomplishes nothing. Other than continuing to make the French look like whiny, childish, cry-babies.

Soooo, a player gets into an argument with his coach where he says some nasty things.

This hurts the coach’s feelings, so he throws him off the team?

Grow the f**k up, France. We know impulse control isn’t your thing, but is now really the time to be having a nutty?

Underage hooker-f**king doesn’t get you thrown off the team, but saying something mean to your coach does? And how about the thunderc**t that leaked this s**t to the press?

They are 6 for 6 in manhood fails in this tournament so far. And I’ve got the sneaking suspicion that the French disposition isn’t well-suited to dealing with adversity.

Bafana bafana!!