LeBron’s mom is a hot mess.
She already embarrassed him last year by hooking up with the ugliest dude on the team and now she’s getting arrested, slapping valets, drunk off her ass at 5 in the morning.
I wonder if the moral of this story is going to end up in The LeBrons cartoon. Somehow, I doubt it.
One thing’s for sure, she’s making it awful easy for hecklers.
LeBron calls it a “personal matter“, but as we all know, nothing that happens to LeBron can be too personal.
He pulled his mom out of the s**thole that is Akron and plopped her right down in paradise. And this is how she repays him?
Sorry ma, I think it’s time you’re grounded for a few weeks.
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