Drew Brees Breaks Marino’s Record, Falcon’s Little Hearts

Monday Night in New Orleans, Drew Brees surpassed Dan Marino’s nearly 30 year old single-season passing yards record.

He did it on the Saints last offensive play of the game, a 9 yard TD pass to Darren Sproles while NOLA was already sporting a 30 point lead. This gave Brees the record with 5,087 yards, and a game left to go.

The Falcons players and staff felt disrespected by this “classless” move, as well they should. They were being disrespected, because they couldn’t stop a leaky faucet. Be better at your jobs, gentleman, and teams won’t try to set records on you.

When you’re paid to play defense and get mowed through like whiskey at my family Christmas, you can only point the finger at yourself.

But who really gives a s**t anyway? Tom Brady is only 180 yards behind Brees, and if you think the Patriots aren’t going to do everything in their power to break that record, you are just an asshole.

Yo Atlanta, you mad bro??