College Wrestler Uses Condoms For Something Other Than Sex, And It Involves Vomit Too!

When it comes to remembering my college days, there are only a few moments that I can actually recall. Most of them involved girls, partying, or a combination of the two.

Sure, there are moments that I am probably glad that I don’t remember, but most of those nights concluded with me face first praying to the Porcelain Gods. Not exactly moments that I am proud of.

And I have a feeling college freshman Tyler Wilfley is not going to be proud when and if he remembers the night of May 28, 2010.

Wilfley, a 19-year old wrestler from North Central College in Naperville, IL, is being charged with throwing vomit filled condoms at a security officer on campus. I am going to say that again…VOMIT FILLED CONDOMS!

When I first read this headline on deadspin, I wanted to ignore it – It was just too f**king disgusting. But damn it, this could be the nastiest yet creative way to assault a Security Officer, and I feel the need to spread this to as many people as possible.

So to all of you non-getting laid college students out there with a useless box of rubbers hiding in your sock drawer, remember Tyler Wilfley, and know that there are plenty of good ways to use your hazmat suit – and the funniest stories apparently do not involve p***y.