Soccer

You have to love German keeper Manuel Neuer’s candor: “I realized it was tight, but I was quite sure [the ball] was over the line. I think that perhaps the way I carried on so quickly fooled the referee and made him think it was not over.” He carries on a bit more: “After the [...]

Yeah, so the United States lost to Ghana yesterday. I’m not gonna go jump off a cliff because of it. Now…if the players on U.S. soccer were as good as the girls in this video looked, then I would probably be a bit more disappointed. But to be honest, Team U.S.A. played over and beyond [...]

Landon Donovan’s shoulders must be getting tired. In stoppage time against Algeria, Donovan put an entire country on his back and willed his American team to victory by finding the back of the net in a “do or die” elimination game. This came just days after Donovan helped erase a two goal deficit against Slovenia [...]

Without some late game heroics from Landon Donovan, the title of this article could have read completely different. And as someone who watched the entire freaking game (sorry…match), the lead to this story was almost another U.S.A. robbing of yet another goal by another piece of s**t ref. Landon Donavon scored the game winning goal [...]

Ok, so it might not be the easiest shot in World Cup history, but it is definitely the worst f**k up I have seen in my lifetime. After a cross from his teammate, the wide open Yakubu takes the wide open shot and completely misses the wide open goal. Did I mention it was wide [...]

The World Cup was supposed to bring with it an orgy like one humanity has never seen. Remember? They shipped in a billion condoms and 40,000 hookers to accommodate the fine young lads attending the World Cup. Things are not going according to plan, and the prostitutes are at a loss of what to do. “Customers [...]