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Professional athletes  1 Overly slutty, money hungry whores  0 The FDA is one step closer to approving a new morning after pill, which will undoubtedly decrease every football, basketball, baseball, golf, tennis, volleyball, badminton player’s risk of knocking up some hoochie just looking for a free ride. The new pill, which will increase the days [...]

Before Wimbledon even begins, officials have ensured everyone that it will be quiet on the set. “Out of courtesy to the players and their fellow spectators, we make a point of asking spectators not to bring items which could either cause a distraction or interfere with the enjoyment of the occasion,” All England Club chief [...]

22-year-old Christian Hernandez picked a strange time to realize he wasn’t cut out to be a matador. “I didn’t have the ability, I didn’t have the balls, this is not my thing.” While standing inside the ring in front of hundreds of screaming lunatics, he came to his senses and probably had awful flashbacks of [...]

OK, so it’s not exactly Touchdown Jesus, but it was the largest Jesus sculpture in the US.  Emphasis on “was.” For all of you that have driven down 75 South headed to Cincinnati, you have seen the enormous statue of Jesus raising his hands into the air. The statue is known as Touchdown Jesus, or [...]

When it comes to remembering my college days, there are only a few moments that I can actually recall. Most of them involved girls, partying, or a combination of the two. Sure, there are moments that I am probably glad that I don’t remember, but most of those nights concluded with me face first praying [...]

Je-sus Christ…Rafael Nadal is wearing a $525,000 watch at the French Open. Not at the press conference… he’s wearing it while he is playing! Don’t get me wrong, the watch is sick as f**k – and this is coming from a guy who doesn’t wear any jewelry.  But to wear it while competing in an [...]