I know how this guy feels…
Every morning whenI wake up to go to work, I wish there were tennis rackets to smash the ever-loving f**k out of right next to my bed. My day would suck about 10% less if that were the case.
Down two sets and a break to Stanislaw Warinka, Baghdatis went on [...]
I was just sitting here eating a sangwich when I remembered an old game we used to play in middle school called “Bloody Knuckles.”
Anyone remember this game? You do, don’t you? You forgot all about that s**t! So did I!
Anyway, I wondered if anyone else played the game, so I Googled it. What I found, though [...]
According to the New York Post, Robert “Sandy” Vietze, supposedly a world-class skier, got a little too drunk on his last flight to New York.
Imagine this, you’re piss drunk on an airplane, and you’ve got to drain it like no one’s business. You head back to the men’s room, but halfway there you decide to [...]
Sorry, let me correct myself. It’s called Micro Championship Wrestling. Midget is so non-PC, and that’s just the last thing I want.
Especially since I can honestly say I had a “little person” acquaintance in college. And when I say acquaintance, I mean some dude that lived beside me who got some hammered one night off [...]
It’s been too hot to go outside the past few days, but that didn’t stop the world of sports from turning. What did we learn this week?
-Think getting old sucks? Michael Jordan doesn’t. At a youth basketball camp last week, His Airness threw down a dunk effortlessly in front of some of the campers. I’m [...]
The Home Run Derby may have been a snooze-fest, but there was plenty of excitement to make up for it in the world of sports. What did we learn this week?
-Japan beat the United States in the finals of the women’s World Cup in exciting fashion. Hats off to the Japanese for coming from behind, [...]
The dog days of summer are upon us. No football. No basketball. No real pennant races. But the world of sports is still turning, and in case you missed it while drowning your sorrows in Summer Shandy and pistachios… here’s what we learned this week.
-It is becoming apparent that July 21 is the magic day [...]
Fireworks, cook outs, and hot chicks in bikinis. Just another reminder that July 4th dominates Canada Day. There were plenty of fireworks in the world of sports over the last few days. What did we learn this week?
-Joey Chestnutt grossed us all out by choking down 62 hotdogs at the Nathan’s International Hot Dog Eating [...]
Two runners narrowly missed out on the grand prize at Australia’s Gold Coast Airport Marathon this Sunday.
Just how narrow, you say? By a total of nine seconds.
That’s about the average length of a yawn.
They give out $25,000 prize to any man who can run a marathon faster than 2 hours, 10 minutes. For the women [...]
With basketball season behind us, and football season still so far away, many sports fans are left starving for exciting sports news! Look no further.
What did we learn this week?
-The United States took a two-nil lead in the Gold Cup Final against Mexico, which should be enough of a lead to win a soccer game [...]
Father’s Day is a day most of us get almost close enough to telling our dad’s we love them, and give them some a gift that is incomparable to what they have provided us in our lives. These guys have provided a lot of bad news. In no particular order:
Andy Reid
Any list with bad fathers [...]
It’s every parent’s nightmare. It’s every baseball player’s worst fear.
Both occurred last week, when a 13-year-old boy, Hayden Walton, squared to bunt. The ball hit him in the chest. According to bystanders, he took two steps toward first base and collapsed.
He died the next morning.
I know we always complain about the wussification of America’s youth. [...]
