Non-Sports

Mr. Long Dong himself, Jimmy Johnson is taking up a surprising new role on your television: Survivor Contestant. You read that right, former Cowboys coach Jimmy Johnson is going to be a contestant on the show Survivor: Nicaragua. He said he almost qualified for the show last year, but failed a physical. Considering how physical most of [...]

I have great news for all of you small busted, alcoholic ladies out there! There is a new product available that will not only give you an additional cup size or two to your breasteses, but it will also allow you to get hammered at your favorite sporting event, festival, church, whatever you like! The [...]

Cleveland based brewery Great Lakes, a brewery with strong ties to Northeast Ohio and well respected worldwide, has always boasted of its Ohio roots. All of its regularly produced beverages are named in honor of some piece of Ohio history. From celebrating the Cuyahoga River burning from the pollution in it (Burning River Pale Ale) [...]

So what if the Dos XX guy can speak French in Russian, he doesn’t have anything on this guy. Anyone who can show off skills using dice, chip can lids, and the uncanny ability to be able to climb walls is interesting enough in my book. And if that doesn’t do anything for you, the [...]

In the aftermath of Joey Chestnuts’ 4th straight victory at the annual Nathan’s Hot Dog eating contest, former champ Takeru Kobayashi was arrested after jumping on stage, apparently causing somewhat of a s**tstorm. Kobayashi, who was not participating in this years event due to a contract dispute, was still in attendance while the event took [...]

There is a new anti-rape female condom available, and it is making it’s debut at the World Cup in South Africa – which is apparently the rape capital of the world. The Rape-Axe, which believe it or not is worse than it sounds, is basically a condom that women insert into their vagina so when [...]