Even though being sent to a remote mountain retreat sounds pretty good to me, apparently for two nuns in France, the retirement home that they were about to be forced to was not the way they wanted to spend their last years.
Sister Marie-Daniel, 86, and Sister Saint-Denis, 82, fled their nunnery two weeks ago after [...]
Mr. Long Dong himself, Jimmy Johnson is taking up a surprising new role on your television: Survivor Contestant.
You read that right, former Cowboys coach Jimmy Johnson is going to be a contestant on the show Survivor: Nicaragua. He said he almost qualified for the show last year, but failed a physical. Considering how physical most of the [...]
I have great news for all of you small busted, alcoholic ladies out there!
There is a new product available that will not only give you an additional cup size or two to your breasteses, but it will also allow you to get hammered at your favorite sporting event, festival, church, whatever you like!
The product is [...]
Cleveland based brewery Great Lakes, a brewery with strong ties to Northeast Ohio and well respected worldwide, has always boasted of its Ohio roots.
All of its regularly produced beverages are named in honor of some piece of Ohio history. From celebrating the Cuyahoga River burning from the pollution in it (Burning River Pale Ale) to [...]
So what if the Dos XX guy can speak French in Russian, he doesn’t have anything on this guy.
Anyone who can show off skills using dice, chip can lids, and the uncanny ability to be able to climb walls is interesting enough in my book. And if that doesn’t do anything for you, the background [...]
In the aftermath of Joey Chestnuts’ 4th straight victory at the annual Nathan’s Hot Dog eating contest, former champ Takeru Kobayashi was arrested after jumping on stage, apparently causing somewhat of a shitstorm.
Kobayashi, who was not participating in this years event due to a contract dispute, was still in attendance while the event took place. [...]
There is a new anti-rape female condom available, and it is making it’s debut at the World Cup in South Africa – which is apparently the rape capital of the world.
The Rape-Axe, which believe it or not is worse than it sounds, is basically a condom that women insert into their vagina so when an [...]
Teppei Okada knows a thing or two about the violin. By the sound of it, he knows a thing or two about Nintendo, too.
If I had to guess, I would say at least half of the people reading this right now played Super Mario Bros as a kid.
The Mario Bros series has arguably the best [...]
In what could be the greatest prank of all time, a draw bridge in St. Petersburg, Russia, has been vandalized by men who painted a 65 meter long and 27 meter wide penis.
The hilarious act, which was done in the wee hours of the morning on June 14th, was set up so that when the [...]
Most people do not know what to do when getting attacked by an alligator. Especially when they have decided to chomp on your torso while swimming.
Doug McCard considers himself lucky.
According to the Orlando Sentinel, McCard said he thinks he startled the reptile and that it reacted by chomping him.
“If it was after me, it would have [...]
Get your cellphone ready because you’re about to get a new ringtone.
Below we have assembled a few sound clips in MP3 format of Barack Obama reading excerpts from his book: Dreams From My Father.
If you didn’t know, Obama read the book himself for the audiobook.
Download the audio clips below. [NSFW]
“This shit’s getting way too complicated for [...]
On Saturday night in Montreal, the Ultimate Fighting Championship showed once again why they are THE premier fight organization on the planet.
UFC 113 was awesome. Absolutely awesome.
In the main event, Mauricio “Shogun” Rua avenged his controversial split decision loss to Lyoto “The Dragon” Machida with an extremely impressive first round knock out.
Last October, the champion [...]
