People think that being tough is what it takes to make it in football. I completely disagree. Fear is what motivated me. Trying my best to not get crushed is what made me run faster. Maybe that makes me a p***y.
But if it does, I have a feeling that Oregon RB LaMichael James is in [...]
For those of you still alive in your fantasy football playoffs… I salute you. What did we learn this week?
-Memo to Terrell Suggs; If you call yourself “Sizzle”, and claim in the Sunday Night Football intro that you are a graduate of “Ball-So-Hard University”, you probably shouldn’t let Phillip Rivers hang 34 on you in [...]
Are you struggling with the constant need to jerk off? Do you apologize to your dick regularly for the relentless beatings it receives on a nightly basis? Is your wife threatening to leave you due to the destruction of every single one her hand towels?
If any of the above is true, then boy do I have a product [...]
Well, I guess this was bound to happen someday.
We lost about two weeks worth of posts and comments. Data corruption was everywhere, including in our backups.
Live and learn. We know what happened, and how to avoid it.
Thanks to Google cache, we will be able to rebuild the last two weeks of posts. So if you [...]
We’re gonna try something new.
While trolling the interwebs its impossible not to stumble over hundreds of pictures that make us laugh, cry, s**t our pants, etc.
Every Sunday we’re gonna share with you some of the best pictures found online this week.
Hopefully you s**t your pants too.
Donkey Punch, The Animated GIF
courtesy Wikipedia
If I had to have [...]
Continue reading New Feature: Pictures Of The Week [Week 12]
You might remember, a couple weeks ago KB and I participated in the first round of the Bud Light Shoot For The Championship. It was a great success, as we basically dominated the competition earning a bid to City of Columbus Finals.
The Finals, however, were a bit different as it had to be a co-ed team. [...]
Nathan Vincent is a very unique artist. He specializes in crochet.
You know, like, your great-grandma.
But he goes way beyond your typical afghan blanket. He makes objects that are ironic. Like a whole collection of guns. Crochet guns.
He’s done a lion head. A lawn mower. Boxing gloves. But one of my personal favorites is the smoking [...]
The JOCKpost team hit the bars this weekend, as KB and I attended the Bud Light Shoot For The Championship here in the wonderful city of Dublin, OH (suburb of Columbus, OH) hosted by 97.1 The Fan’s Scott Torgerson aka The Torg.
The Shoot for the Championship is a 35 second free-for-all version of the game quarters. [...]
A twenty-year-old British woman flew to Philadelphia to have a butt enhancement done in a hotel. Supposedly the cost of something like that is around $1,800.
Three other women had the procedure done at the same time. One of the women had it done in November, so she brought her friends along this time. I bet she feels [...]
Ted Williams, the Columbus, OH beggar with the voice as smooth as satin panties, has entered rehab upon the advice of Dr. Phil. Much to the surprise of not a single f**king soul. Except maybe the suckers on 98.9. I really wish everyone could have heard these folks fawning over a bum like he was [...]
Continue reading Bum With The Golden Voice Enters Rehab
Most people, including myself, have been to Google Street View. If you haven’t, check it out real quick here, then come back so we can continue.
Back? Ok, so some ridiculous woman in Japan is suing Google because they apparently showed pictures of her undies hanging to dry outside of her home on Google Street View. [...]
Cleveland Indians legend Bob “the heater from Van Meter” Feller has been admitted to hospice care, after previously being admitted to the Cleveland Clinic with pneumonia. The 92 year old “Rapid Robert” is the longest tenured living Hall of Famer, and has been a stout Cleveland supporter his entire adult life.
Feller was signed by the [...]
