NFL

What the f**k is the deal with everyone’s obsession with athlete dong? Newsflash: they are dudes and they have penises. Holy s**t! Let’s bring TCP/IP to its very knees. Deadspin jerks off to this kind of s**t all the time, so it’s nothing new. But every time, I am always amazed at the amount of [...]

In typical New England front office style, there are rumors being thrown around that the Patriots are once again looking to get rid of one of their best players while in the final year of their contract. But unlike last year, it isn’t a defensive lineman. Randy Moss, one of the best receivers this game has ever [...]

Last Week: 8-8 Overall: 21-24 TENNESSEE TITANS (-6.5) over Denver Broncos I’m picking Tennessee by default here. Denver’s 23 ranked pass defense should aid Vince McCain (I refuse to believe that I’m the first to notice that Young throws like John McCain post-war). The process leading to McDaniels’ demise is under way, and the over/under [...]

Like, oh my Gawwd, I can’t believe Gisele would do this to Tom!! He is hard at work, trying to bring home the bacon for her broke ass, and she is in Paris making out with some French f**k??!! Now, of course, this is all speculation. We really have no idea if this guy is [...]

As it turns out, getting played like a bitch runs in the Bryant family. Not so long ago, Miami Dolphins GM Jeff Ireland was skewered by everyone for asking an “inappropriate” interview question.  Like whether Mama Bryant was a rock-smokin’,  mattress-back playin’ whooer or not. Given recent events, the question doesn’t seem too far off-kilter. We [...]

I always used to get irritated by the people who insisted football would be better without kickers.  However, after this weekend’s NFL games, I finally understand where they are coming from and now share their frustration.  No, I am not a Raiders or Saints fan, but I have watched kickers for my teams ruin plenty of games, [...]