With the Super Bowl being just over a week away, it’s time for all of the know-it-all fans to come out of the woodwork. Everyone knows at least one person like this; Never really played sports, usually fat, obnoxious, someone who is always referenced as just an acquaintance rather than an actual friend.
Well if you [...]
Tom Terrific and Eli may have taken the week off, but that doesn’t mean the rest of the sports world did. What did we learn this week?
-Brandon Marshall dominated the Pro Bowl, hauling in six balls for 176 yards, and four scores as the AFC thumped the NFC 59-41. Credit Marshall for showing up. I [...]
Just by reading this ad on Craigslist, I am 100% confident that it doesn’t matter how much this guy learns, he will not in any way resemble a football player.
He is obviously the least confident person in the world, but in a weird way I feel bad for him. And if I wasn’t creeped out [...]
So Peyton’s little brother faces his arch rival in Peyton’s back yard for a Super Bowl ring. I wonder if that story is going to get beaten to death over the next two weeks… What else did we learn this week?
-In the 2007 BCS Championship game, Buckeye kick returner Ted Ginn took the opening kickoff [...]
Joe Flacco can’t catch a break at this point.
Whether it’s being called out for paying too much attention to the media, or being thrown under the bus by a future hall of fame teammate, Flacco is just a guy that can’t seem to make anyone happy.
And now, the one group of people that he thought [...]
If the NFL determined it’s champion with a system similar to the BCS, the New York Giants would have been playing in the Orange Bowl. Now, they’re one win away from the Super Bowl. Way to get it right, NFL .
What else did we learn this week?
-At the beginning of the playoffs, the Giants were [...]
Hey everybody, in case you had any doubt whatsoever, celestial beings are definitely watching over the Denver Broncos.
Don’t get me wrong. Clearly, God likes Tom Brady. But this year, he’s got different plans.
The proof is in the photos. Just look at them. Jesus was there!
According to the Huffington Post, the Broncos have no comment. I [...]
Woman sums up last week’s game on Facebook. It’s funny, I said the same thing to my kids.
Continue reading “I Told Kenny The Jesus Guy Would Beat The Rapist Guy”
Indianapolis Colts… You are officially on the clock, as the order is set for April’s NFL Draft. Before we know who will return to school, who will bomb the Wonderlick test, and who will WOW at the combine… let’s speculate at how the top 15 selections may pan out.
1. Indianapolis Colts: The rumor mill is [...]
The most wonderful time of the year has come and gone. Yes, fantasy football season is over. If you’re like me you are trying to forget all about it and plan for next season.
Every year players have breakout seasons, making their fantasy owners look like they know what they are doing. While other players decided [...]
Monday Night in New Orleans, Drew Brees surpassed Dan Marino’s nearly 30 year old single-season passing yards record.
He did it on the Saints last offensive play of the game, a 9 yard TD pass to Darren Sproles while NOLA was already sporting a 30 point lead. This gave Brees the record with 5,087 yards, and a [...]
Hopefully all the Black Friday whack jobs are either done with their Christmas shopping or behind bars… so it’s safe for me to start my trips to the mall. Here is what I hope to get for Christmas this year!
-I want to see Alabama and LSU to play the most BORING game in the history [...]
