NBA

Finally, the day has come for Stephon Marbury to be included in the same class as some of the NBA elite…sort of.  Thanks to his most recent championship with the Beijing Ducks in the Chinese Basketball Association, Stephon has his very own statuebeing erected as a special thank you for leading his team to victory.   The Ducks won [...]

My friends and I often speak in hypotheticals. You know, the fun “could you get off the line if Darrelle Revis was covering you” type questions.  (In case you’re wondering, the answer is yes, because Revis is a punk bitch and I’m quicker than I look). One scenario that comes up often compares NCAA teams to Professional [...]

OK so you’ve heard. Harvard-educated Jeremy Lin has come out of nowhere to lead the Knicks to five consecutive wins. He has played better than anyone ever has in their first 5 NBA starts. Ever. We get it. And the internet has the ability to take something cool and rape and pillage the living s**t [...]

Since the nation has been boner-poppin for the last 2 days over Blake Griffin’s love of violent layups, I decided to make a list of my favorite dunks. Sure, it’s been done a trillion times, but f**k you Internet. This is my list. Tom Chambers vs Gravity Mitch Richmond described it best when he said [...]

Tom Terrific and Eli may have taken the week off, but that doesn’t mean the rest of the sports world did.  What did we learn this week? -Brandon Marshall dominated the Pro Bowl, hauling in six balls for 176 yards, and four scores as the AFC thumped the NFC 59-41.  Credit Marshall for showing up.  [...]

Hopefully all the Black Friday whack jobs are either done with their Christmas shopping or behind bars… so it’s safe for me to start my trips to the mall.  Here is what I hope to get for Christmas this year! -I want to see Alabama and LSU to play the most BORING game in the [...]