Golf

Yes, that’s really his name.
No doubt his parents have a sense of humor. And when you grow up with the name Jack Hiscock, how can you not be a little bit obsessed with the penii?
I have some personal experience with this whole name bit. I have a childhood friend whose last name is Butt. A [...]

The most successful golf relationship ever ended on July 20th, when Tiger Woods dumped caddy Steve Williams. Williams, has been every bit the spurned woman that the real Mrs. Woods, Elin, the one Tiger ACTUALLY betrayed, never was.
Williams has given a few interviews, crying about how his former boss/bestie, Eldrick Woods, ditched him.  He had [...]

Greg Bontrager and Justin Pressnall were competing in a friendly golf match at Hesston Golf Park in Hesston, Kansas.
Neither men were scratch players, nor did they really know each other.
On the 17th hole, a 212-yard Par 3, Presnall nailed a hole in one.
Now, I’m not sure how many of you have witnessed, or nailed, a [...]

Sunday evening, South African Charl Schwartzel won the 2011 Masters, closing out the tourney with a chip-in on 18 to give him 4 consecutive birdies out the door. Big ups to him. And it was a fitting end to one of the more exciting tournaments in recent memory.
But no one gives a s**t about the sprite-like [...]

It has been a hell of a year for Tiger Woods. He has gone from the most popular athlete on the planet, to a non-winning adulterer. A fall from grace, if you will.
I have always asked for Tiger to cut the bulls**t and just be himself. Love all woman. Party. Gamble. Drink. Cuss. Do whatever [...]

EA Sports has announced that this year’s cover of their popular golf title, “Tiger Woods PGA Tour”, will not have Woods on it, oddly enough. This year, the video game cover will feature the slightly less controversial pin flag of Augusta National.  I say slightly because it is still up in the air about who [...]

Four professional golfers went to a beach with a skeet shooter.  Sounds dirty doesn’t it?  Stop me if you’ve heard this one before…
OK, so it’s not a joke.  Four golfers actually did go out to a beach in Dubai, armed with some clubs, a lot of balls and a harem of clay pigeons. 
Incredibly, one guy actually hit [...]

Welcome back to mediocrity PGA.  The association has been suffering a slow decline over the past year due to Tiger Woods being caught with his pants down last fall, and now it has taken an even bigger hit.  For the first time in 281 consecutive weeks, Woods is not the #1 golfer in the world.  [...]

With the Ryder Cup currently going on, it seems like it would be a good time for Tiger Woods to show the new and improved him. It is a team event, it is being held in Europe where people don’t seem to really give a s**t about him quite so much, and there won’t be [...]

Remember all that drama between Corey Pavin and Jim Gray about a month ago?  Remember how Pavin supposedly told Gray that he would pick Tiger for the Ryder Cup, but Pavin didn’t think he was on the record?
When Jim Gray shared this news with the world, Pavin took exception and backed off his comments, thoroughly pissing [...]

A man in Irvine, California started a huge fire last Saturday with one swing of a golf club.
He asked for his name to be withheld, so we’ll call him “Larry.”  When “Larry” swung his club, he accidentally chipped a rock and that was all the spark that was needed to get that baby going.
Twelve acres of land [...]

For all you dudes out there that have a f**kton of cash, you may want to pay attention to what has happened with Tiger Woods and his divorce.
Elin Nordegren was a nanny.  A FUCKING NANNY.
Now she has $750 million.  There is no way anyone who is reading this has $750 million so none of us [...]