Canadians Use Chicken S**t For Crow’s Feet, Says Barry Melrose

Now this is what I’m talking about.  Insufferable deeb Jay Crawford was shocked out of his mind when Barry Melrose shared with ESPN viewers that he, and all Canadians, use chicken s**t to treat his crow’s feet. 

Of course he was joking and didn’t know he was on live television, but it was pretty hilarious.  Watching Jay squirm was priceless. 

ESPN issued an apology very shortly thereafter, which is to either avoid or lessen the blow of fines.  I wonder how many people were actually offended.  In fact, anyone who was offended by Barry’s joke can FUCK RIGHT OFF. 

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