Calling Jackie Moon, The Nets Need Your Help
If Nets fans had a safe word to get out of the miserableness that is the 2009-2010 NBA season, “spumoni” would have been chanted many times by now.
The Nets are in some serious trouble when it comes to fan attendance, and they are now starting to go to Jackie Moon lengths in order to get people in the stands. (except worse)
This coming Friday against Orlando, all game attendees over the age of 18 will receive a coupon from Roni Deutch Tax Centers to get their state income tax done free, which
is said to be a $29 value. (Which hilariously enough can also be downloaded from Roni Deutch’s web site)
Great deal huh?
So come on down and check out the Nets, but in the words of Jackie Moon, “There will be no refunds! Your refund will be escaping this deathtrap with your life!”
And just in case you need a reminder, ELE.
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Jay Z is going to have to empty his bank account to get Lebron, Bosh, or D Wade if he wants any chance of saving this franchise
The Nyets aren't improving any time soon. I don't see LeBron signing there next season and they'll end up getting a bottom-of-the-bunch free agent instead, after all of the others go elsewhere. Too much of a sour taste in the air in NJ.