A couple days ago, I was going to write about the Cleveland Browns acquiring Roethlisberger in a trade. It was going to be a complete bulls**t piece about me wishing we could have a starting QB as good as Roethlisberger, regardless of how many bitches he feels like pissing on.
I’m not by any means condoning what Roethlisberger allegedly did, but the Devil Himself could be the Browns’ starting QB, and if he won us a Super Bowl, I would without a doubt wear his f**king jersey.
At first, I thought there was no way that the Steelers would trade Ol’ gray dick to a team in the same division like the Browns. But the more I thought about it, why would it be such a surprise? The Eagles just traded McNabb to the Redskins. Why would this be so much different?
According to ESPN’s Adam Schefter, the Steelers are having talks with 7 teams that have a top 10 pick in this years draft; the Bills, Rams, 49ers, Raiders, Jaguars, Seahawks, and the aforementioned Cleveland Browns.
The Rams and the Bills have apparently already declined giving up their top pick for Roethlisberger’s services.
That still leaves the Browns with an outside chance at getting Big Ben, regardless of how ridiculous it sounded at first. I’m not convinced yet however that Mike Holmgren would be willing to give up the #7 pick for a guy that might only play 60% of the season – assuming he can keep from pulling his dick out.
Regardless, a part of me still feels like a move to Cleveland could be a good thing for both the Browns and for Roethlisberger.
Even though he is humongous douche, there has to be a part of Ben that wishes he could go back to simpler times – a time when he was around his family growing up in Findley, OH, without the entourage, or without girls that would tattle on you when you (allegedly) had unprotected sex with them in a dirty ass bathroom.
So to you Ben Roethlisberger, I just have to say…Come on home.
If you can win the Browns a Super Bowl, all of this bad pub you’ve been getting lately will all but disappear. If you suck huge balls like every other QB that comes into Cleveland that doesn’t have the name Bernie – then we will make your life a complete living hell. Again.
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C’mon let’s be realistic here. Cleveland could have 5 Roethlisbergers and you would still FUCK up somewhere down the line. After all it is the mistake by the lake.
But your Roethlisberger jersey would have to say “Bitch-pisser” on the back. And everyone would get it, because it would be funny. Just like this comment.
It is a sad day when Cleveland fans just cry cry cry because they’ll NEVER have a winning franchise in their pathetic, crime ridden, s**tty, son of Detroit, f**k ass town!!!!1