What the f**k is the deal with everyone’s obsession with athlete dong?
Newsflash: they are dudes and they have penises. Holy s**t! Let’s bring TCP/IP to its very knees.
Deadspin jerks off to this kind of s**t all the time, so it’s nothing new. But every time, I am always amazed at the amount of interest in what athletes got goin’ on down there. One of my favorite blogs, Kissing Suzy Kolber, has gotten their panties a bit wet, too.
The Big Lead followed up with their take on it – complete with a Deadspin-style headline.
And let’s face it, ESPN would never go there, but apparently there is a huge demand for it. Websites like The Dirty make their living off this kind of thing.
And never will I get on a high horse about smut. FUCKSHITASSBITCHCUNTCOCK. See, I no give s**t. Just confused, that’s all.
Anyway, the headline of the f**king day, is a video and some creepy voicemails from, maybe, could be, Brett Favre.
It wouldn’t be difficult for just about every dude he’s ever played with to verify whether or not it’s his dong in the pictures. That will probably come out soon.
Someone will tweet about it. He was asked in today’s press conference where he hilariously declined comment: “I’ve got my hands full with the Jets.”
This is going to get weird.
So who’s the lucky gal? None other than football hottie Jenn Sterger. Google her real quick. She’s the Florida State/Jets chick. I’ll wait.
See — I knew you knew who she was.
If you want need more news about Brett Favre and his junk, go to Deadspin. Thay made a sweet video montage that tells the whole story in about 2 minutes. It’s NSFW, unless you work in a place that allows you to look at pictures of a dude with his cock in his hand.
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