Bengals Cheerleader Sarah Jones Wins $11M Lawsuit Against TheDirty.com

You didn’t have a teacher like this in high school. You may have had a crush or two, but there is no way any of them were what this woman is.

She’s a Ben-Gals cheerleader. But she’s not just any Ben-Gals cheerleader — she’s the five-year veteran Pro Bowl Cheerleader. She loves going to Reds games almost as much as she loves sarcasm. It goes without saying that she looks great. But the best thing about her is the fact that she’s a high school teacher.

Not a kindergarten teacher, but a high school teacher. You can’t tell me her students aren’t Googling her up and down. Unfortunately, we could find no pictures of her wearing smart-looking teacher glasses.

Now you can add rich to your list of things you like about her. One thing Sarah Jones IS NOT: a disease-carrier. Unfortunately for Nik “Above the Law” Ritchie, founder of The Dirty is now going to enjoy having parasitic legal attachments on every asset he owns.

FOR PICTURES OF BENGALS CHEERLEADER SARAH JONES SCROLL TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS ARTICLE.

The founder of thedirty.com put up a seriously horrible post about Sarah (who goes by the name Sarah J on the Bengals website) that included accusations that she had two STD’s. Unfortunately for both The Dirty and Sarah, the website was dreadfully wrong.

But a new leaf has turned for Sarah, and now her worst nightmare has become her biggest windfall. Not only was the rumor that was wrecking her life proven not true, but she landed on a big fat $11 million pile of cash. I bet that speeds up the healing process.

What makes it more amazing is that it could have been avoided.

“If they would have just taken it down, this all would have been over,” Jones’s attorney Eric Deters said. “They just kind of mocked the whole court system.”

Eleven million has got to be a ton to this dude. Or maybe not. Some people have crazy money and can afford to throw it away like this. Believe it or not, the post is still published! (It shoudn’t be for long)

Having to explain this to your co-workers would inconceivably suck. She claims she was also heartbroken by the harshness of the commenters’ words left underneath the article.

“I had to read the comments about me — stating how ugly and fat I was, and how disgusting I was,” Jones wrote. “Each time, being extremely devastated and crying after I’d read.”

No more crying for Sarah. Now she can laugh all the way to bank. She’s rich, bitch!

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