Beer Drinking Kid Keeps Phillies Fans In The Headlines [Video]

I have always heard Philly fans were crazy and always wondered why. My question has finally been answered.

The clip below answers everything.

From a good ol’ fashioned tasering to a little puking on an 11-year-old girl, Phillies fans just can’t seem to stay out of the headlines.

Philly fans are raised to party, beginning at the age of three. This video clip was taken Sunday at the Phillies-Padres game at Citizens Bank Park.

Clearly even the toddlers are getting so sick of the Phillies crappy play as of late that they need to chug a Miller Light just to make the game more enjoyable.

What kills me is not one adult in the crowd notices this kid taking a swig of beer, even when he is clearly sitting on an adult’s lap.

Parenting at its finest.

He is seen lifting it with one hand, which could suggest that the bottle is empty, but for the sake of a story let’s say it had some beer in it, even if it was Uncle Joe’s back-wash.

It’s always good to get a head start, though. This kid will probably become the greatest partier the city has ever seen, and he can truthfully say he started drinking at the age of three.

Although the witty comeback, “I remember my first beer” may not apply to him.