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Instant Classics: Brandon Meriweather Mugshot

motoready — Fri, 27 Apr 2012 17:33:26 +0000

All I gotta say is, give me some of that s**t he was smoking — because I want to feel this happy AFTER getting a DWI.

I know none of you guys care about this head stomping loser, but this mugshot is too classic not to share.

New Jersey Governor On Nets Moving: “I Don’t Give A S**t” [Video]

motoready — Mon, 23 Apr 2012 19:45:14 +0000

OK, so he didn’t say that publicly. But you can damn well be sure that’s what he tells his friends. What he actually thinks is probably a completely different matter.

If the Nets were Burger King, he would be blocking this move with all of his girth. But he’s a Mets fan, so he’s used to losing. And naturally he has to act like a tough guy doing it.

It’s a little surprising that New Jersey Governor Chris Christie (nice parents, by the way) took it this far. In a video posted to his YouTube page, he speaks of New Jersey like it’s South Beach:

“I’m not going to be in the business of begging people to stay here. That’s one of the most beautiful arenas in America that they’ve had a chance to play in. It’s in one of the country’s most vibrant cities.”

Really, Chris? Vibrant isn’t necessarily the word I’d use to describe to Jersey unless I was talking about the boob job industry.

2012 Babe Bracket, And The Winner Is…

motoready — Sun, 22 Apr 2012 20:19:14 +0000

This year the 2012 Babe Bracket was heavy on upsets. The Championship round featured a #14 seed from the Sports Bracket, Maria Sharapova.

Not to say Ms. Sharapova isn’t attractive, but to say she’s the second hottest woman in the world seems to be a stretch. But that’s the way it goes.

However, the winner is not much of a surprise: Scarlett Johansson.

Here are all the bracket results, in reverse chronological order:

2012 Babe Bracket CHAMPIONSHIP

2012 Babe Bracket FINAL FOUR

2012 Babe Bracket ELITE EIGHT

Music Region: Sweet Sixteen
Models Region: Sweet Sixteen
Hollywood Region: Sweet Sixteen
Sports Region: Sweet Sixteen

Music Region: Round 2
Models Region: Round 2
Hollywood Region: Round 2
Sports Region: Round 2

Music Region: Round 1
Models Region: Round 1
Hollywood Region: Round 1
Sports Region: Round 1

Kenny Powers Just Died, Then Rose From The Dead

motoready — Sun, 15 Apr 2012 22:23:22 +0000

Amazingly and shockingly, we just saw the last of Kenny Powers. I sure as hell didn’t realize I was seeing the last of him when I was watching it.

Until the car blew up.

It was a well-timed ending. I certainly felt like the show had pretty much nothing left to offer and it’s not surprising that a show that relied on extremes killed off the main character in such a sudden and violent way.

In fact, while he was standing on the mound, my wife and I were debating whether he was going to life happily ever after with his baby mama or not.

And then…

He wasn’t dead anymore. He knocked on his baby mama’s door with a big blonde head of hair — devoting his undying love for their family.

Now I’m like, what a p***y ass way to end this s**t. It was hard core for a minute, deep even, letting Kenny die was badass. But no, they had to take it in some bulls**t romantic comedy direction and make Kenny fake his own death.

My wife thought it was a “cute” ending. That’s all I needed to hear.

This is bulls**t and we deserve better. I’m done with this s**t. Now I wish he had died.

2012 LFL Season Cancelled, Darth Vader Reacts [Videos]

motoready — Thu, 12 Apr 2012 19:21:30 +0000

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He’s not the only one. It appears that just about everyone is having a hard time with the news.

[The Examiner]

2012 Babe Bracket Championship Round [YouVote]

motoready — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 21:12:02 +0000

It’s down to two. Voters have spoken and they have given Cinderella one more chance to dance.

Tennis star Maria Sharapova, who started the tournament of 64 as a #14 seed, has made it all the way to the championship round.

Her competition? One of the most beautiful women in the world: Scarlett Johansson.

So who will it be? Who will JOCKpost readers vote as the hottest woman in 2012?

You decide. Vote below.

Scarlett Johansson vs Maria Sharapova

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Can This Please Be The Last Time A Fan Runs On The Field? [Video]

motoready — Sat, 07 Apr 2012 21:04:50 +0000

Hardy har. At one point it was funny to joke about some idiot who ran on the field during an MLB game.

Now it’s just something that happens every year. Especially at the beginning of the season.

The most recent story comes from Baltimore, where some douchesauce put on a cape, took off his shirt and pranced around the outfield for a few minutes before the cops got sick of it and took care of things.

For some reason, people are saying “Batman” ran onto the field, but I don’t get it. He’s wearing a black cape. He looks more like a gimp than Batman.

Deep down inside, I’m always kind of hoping the cops will sneak in an extra shot to the dome. But it never happens.

Oh, wait, there was that one time.

MASSIVE Cheap Shot Delivered At Second Base [Video]

motoready — Sat, 07 Apr 2012 20:35:14 +0000

When you see s**t like this you want to jump through the screen and beat some ass.

During a Community College baseball game featuring Yavapai CC versus Scottsdale CC. You can’t see first base in the video, but it looks like a scrum is going. Everyone is paying attention to first base when, SLAM, the guy standing on seconds gets destroyed from behind.

Cheap shot of all cheap shots. Bitch move of all bitch moves. It’s hard to even imagine behaving like this.

I hope this dickweed never plays organized baseball again. That’s not even assault, it’s battery. The victim had no idea what hit him.

2012 Babe Bracket, FINAL FOUR [YouVote]

motoready — Thu, 05 Apr 2012 21:18:11 +0000

Another NCAA season has come and gone, with the couch burners winning. Hopefully we’re not two years away from finding out his program is dirty. Sorry, but I’m skeptical of everything anymore.

So now let’s turn our attention back to what really matters: Hot chicks.

This is our second Babe Bracket and we do not have any returners from last year’s Final Four. That’s a good thing.

However, it has become blatantly obvious what kind of girl JOCKpost readers like: Blondes. (side note: my favorite all-time blonde)

Our Final Four this year:

Carrie Underwood representing the Music Region
Scarlett Johansson represents the Hollywood Region
Brooklyn Decker is the Models Region champion
Maria Sharapova shocked the bracket winning the Sports Region as a #14 seed

Without delay, get your vote on!

Carrie Underwood vs Scarlett Johansson

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Brooklyn Decker vs Maria Sharapova

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2012 Babe Bracket, All Regions, Elite Eight [YouVote]

motoready — Fri, 30 Mar 2012 04:08:33 +0000

We’ve got some serious upsets going on in this year’s Babe Bracket. The Sweet Sixteen’s been fun, but it’s time to move on to the next round.

We decided this year to keep it all in one post, making it easier for you to get in, vote and get on with your day. We wouldn’t want you to get fired or anything.

The Sports Region is dominated by two long shots: #12 seed Alex Morgan, who doesn’t have a single slutty picture anywhere on the web, versus #14 seed Maria Sharapova. I gotta say, I really didn’t see this coming.

The Models Region has been a little surprising as well. Typically, the Sports Illustrated cover girl does really well in the Babe Bracket, but Kate Upton just lost to Adriana Lima — who didn’t really do all that well last year. #2 seed Brooklyn Decker returns to the Elite Eight.

The Hollywood Region brought us the closest matchups. Scarlett Johansson beat #1 seed Jessica Alba by 4 votes. And the sneaky hot Candace Bailey barely snuck by Mila Kunis.

The Music Region is also surprising. #12 seed Ashley Tisdale barely made it into the bracket and now she’s in the Elite Eight. But she will be taking on Carrie Underwood, who has been dominating every matchup so far.

The Music Region

12) Ashley Tisdale vs 2) Carrie Underwood

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The Hollywood Region

5) Scarlett Johansson vs 7) Candace Bailey

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The Models Region

9) Adriana Lima vs 2) Brooklyn Decker

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The Sports Region

12) Alex Morgan vs 14) Maria Sharapova

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2012 Babe Bracket, Sports Region, Sweet Sixteen [YouVote]

motoready — Sun, 25 Mar 2012 06:04:22 +0000

Everything about this region has been turned upside down.

Unbelievably, Arianny Celeste lost. Our last year’s runner up, Stacy Keibler, lost to Lindsey Vonn.

Alex Morgan beat Alana Blanchard and Maria Sharapova won as well. All upsets.

Get your vote on!

9) Lindsey Vonn vs 12) Alex Morgan

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14) Maria Sharapova vs 7) Ana Ivanovic

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2012 Babe Bracket, Models Region, Sweet Sixteen [YouVote]

motoready — Sun, 25 Mar 2012 05:56:23 +0000

Well, well, well. Our 2011 Babe Bracket has been beat in the second round.

You can’t complain, Adriana Lima is certainly a beautiful woman. But it’s still a huge upset considering Marisa Miller won the whole thing last year.

At least we know we won’t have a repeat. Who will win this year’s Babe Bracket?

Get your vote on!

9) Adriana Lima vs 4) Kate Upton

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3) Bar Rafaeli vs 2) Brooklyn Decker

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2012 Babe Bracket, Hollywood Region, Sweet Sixteen [YouVote]

motoready — Sun, 25 Mar 2012 05:47:25 +0000

The second round is over and now it’s time for the Sweet Sixteen.

We are down to the final four of the Hollywood Region, with no real surprises.

For a while it looked like Minka Kelly was going to beat Candace Bailey, but she got a late push and won by a pretty strong margin.

Go on and vote!

1) Jessica Alba vs 5) Scarlett Johansson

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3) Mila Kunis vs 7) Candace Bailey

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2012 Babe Bracket, Music Region, Sweet Sixteen [YouVote]

motoready — Sun, 25 Mar 2012 05:39:31 +0000

Round 2 is over and now we move on to Round 3, the Sweet Sixteen.

One surprise is our #1 seed and the winner of last year’s Music Region, Nicole Sherzinger, got beat by #9 seed Katy Perry.

And Britney Spears, who surprisingly made it to the second round got beat by Ashley Tisdale. The bottom half of the region is all chalk.

Go on and vote!

9) Katy Perry vs 12) Ashley Tisdale

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3) Fernanda Brandao vs 2) Carrie Underwood

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2012 Babe Bracket, Sports Region, Round 2 [YouVote]

motoready — Mon, 19 Mar 2012 22:11:10 +0000

It’s that time of year again! The JOCKpost Babe Bracket is back and ready to crown this year’s hottest lady.

It’s the Sports Region. The first round is over, and there were a couple upsets. The women below trounced their first round opponents. It wasn’t even close.

Let’s see how they fare against tougher competition in the second round.

1) Stacy Keibler vs 9) Lindsey Vonn

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4) Alana Blanchard vs 12) Alex Morgan

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14) Maria Sharapova vs 6) Gina Carano

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7) Ana Ivanovic vs 2) Arianny Celeste

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2012 Babe Bracket, Models Region, Round 2 [YouVote]

motoready — Mon, 19 Mar 2012 21:59:20 +0000

It’s that time of year again! The JOCKpost Babe Bracket is back and ready to crown this year’s hottest lady.

It’s the Models Region. The first round is over, and there were a couple upsets. For the most part, most of these women below trounced their first round opponent. Let’s see how they fare against tougher competition in the second round.

1) Marisa Miller vs 9) Adriana Lima

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4) Kate Upton vs 5) Irina Shayk

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3) Bar Rafaeli vs 6) Miranda Kerr

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10) Madalina Ghenea vs 2) Brooklyn Decker

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2012 Babe Bracket, Hollywood Region, Round 2 [YouVote]

motoready — Mon, 19 Mar 2012 21:43:02 +0000

It’s that time of year again! The JOCKpost Babe Bracket is back and ready to crown this year’s hottest lady.

The first round is over, and there was only one upset — and it was an 8 vs a 9. Let’s see how the second round goes!

1) Jessica Alba vs 9) Emmanuelle Chriqui

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4) Halle Berry vs 5) Scarlett Johansson

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3) Mila Kunis vs 6) Blake Lively

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7) Candace Bailey vs 2) Minka Kelly

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2012 Babe Bracket, Music Region, Round 2 [YouVote]

motoready — Mon, 19 Mar 2012 20:31:53 +0000

It’s that time of year again! The JOCKpost Babe Bracket is back and ready to crown this year’s hottest lady.

The first round is over, and while there were a few upsets, it was mostly chalk. Let’s see how the second round goes!

1) Nicole Sherzinger vs 9) Katy Perry

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13) Britney Spears vs 12) Ashley Tisdale

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3) Fernanda Brandao vs 6) Whitney Duncan

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7) Christina Milian vs 2) Carrie Underwood

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2012 Babe Bracket, Sports Region, Round 1 [YouVote]

motoready — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 04:08:33 +0000

It’s that time of year again! March Madness is just around the corner and everyone is ready to fill out any bracket they can get their hands on.

The JOCKpost Babe Bracket is back and ready to crown this year’s hottest lady.

Last year our Final Four was well-represented:

2011 Sports Region Champ: Stacy Kiebler
2011 Hollywood Region Champ: Jessica Alba
2011 Music Region Champ: Nicole Sherzinger
2011 Model Region Champ: Marisa Miller

Marisa Miller ended up winning it all. No big surprise there.

This year we will do things the same way. 16 women in each region, four regions: Sports, Hollywood, Music and Models.

We present you now with the fourth region: the Sports Region.

Get your vote on!

1) Stacy Keibler vs 16) Caroline Wozniacki

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8) Kim Glass vs 9) Lindsey Vonn

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4) Alana Blanchard vs 13) Josefine Oqvist

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5) Leryn Franco vs 12) Alex Morgan

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3) Britney Palmer vs 14) Maria Sharapova

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6) Gina Carano vs 11) Christina Vukicevic

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7) Ana Ivanovic vs 10) Melanie Adams

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2) Arianny Celeste vs 15) Sophie Horn

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2012 Babe Bracket, Models Region, Round 1 [YouVote]

motoready — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 04:08:14 +0000

It’s that time of year again! March Madness is just around the corner and everyone is ready to fill out any bracket they can get their hands on.

The JOCKpost Babe Bracket is back and ready to crown this year’s hottest lady.

Last year our Final Four was well-represented:

2011 Sports Region Champ: Stacy Kiebler
2011 Hollywood Region Champ: Jessica Alba
2011 Music Region Champ: Nicole Sherzinger
2011 Model Region Champ: Marisa Miller

Marisa Miller ended up winning it all. No big surprise there.

This year we will do things the same way. 16 women in each region, four regions: Sports, Hollywood, Music and Models.

We present you now with the third region: the Models Region.

Get your vote on!

1) Marisa Miller vs 16) Larissa Raquelme

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8) Alessandra Ambrosio vs 9) Adriana Lima

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4) Kate Upton vs 13) Gisele Bundchen

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5) Irina Shayk vs 12) Anais Mali

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3) Bar Refaeli vs 14) Joan Smalls

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6) Miranda Kerr vs 11) Candice Swanepoel

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7) Ana Beatriz Barros vs 10) Madalina Ghenea

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2) Brooklyn Decker vs 15) Ximena Navarrete

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