UFC girl Brittney Palmer is posing for Playboy in the March issue. That is all.

He has never really been known as a stone cold killer in the fourth quarter, but this is ridiculous.

Did you see that pass he just threw? F**king unbelievable. He tossed a lazy throw away pass right into the arms of a Bears player, effectively ending the game before any comeback could even be mounted. He looked uninterested and detached.

He never gave his team a chance. Sound familiar?

This seems to be the norm this year for Rivers, but you have to wonder — what the hell happened to him? When there’s any pressure at all, it’s like his brain ceases to operate. He has made so many stupid decisions late in the game its like we’re watching a different player.

Sound familiar?

He always came off as a douchebag, but when he was doing well people will put up with it. I have a feeling we’re going to see a lot more Philip Rivers Face in the near future.

He now leads the NFL in interceptions. I think I’d rather have Jabba the Russell than him at this point when it matters.

And what’s up with that double time out/challenge crap Norv Turner tried pulling? Way to waste your last two timeouts in one play.

When I watch the Chargers I can’t help but wonder if these guys are even trying.

Speaking of LeBron. Check out Maurice Jones-Drew’s LeBron-themed touchdown celebration against Cleveland today. And just like LeBron, MJD lost.

Oh and Michael Strahan’s cake.

The shriveled up geezers from back in the day always said “act like you’ve been there before.”

After hitting a walk-off single that advances the Brewers into the next round of the NL playoffs, Nyjer Morgan jumped around and screamed like he won the Super Bowl. Could you imagine Willie Mays acting like that after winning an NLDS series? Of course not.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m happy for the Brewers. They don’t win very often (historically) and the Diamondbacks still don’t seem like a real team to me. (Something about expansion franchises that were born during my lifetime…)

With Prince Fielder leaving after this year, they won’t have quite the pop they have right now. Who knows? They could be just as good without him, but you can’t count on it.

They have to win now. So I understand why Morgan would be excited.

But damn, man, show at least a little class on national TV. He treated my kids to repeated “F**k yeahs!” after his game-winning hit.

Of course, my kids thought it was funny, and I don’t really give a s**t either. I just thought he was acting like a douche. It was pretty hilarious to watch the TV peeps try to get some semblance of control on the field, but it just wasn’t in the cards tonight.

It’s an NLDS series. You’ve still got to win TWO MORE series’ before you truly win anything. And your opponents are going to get A LOT harder than the Diamondbacks.

It’s like blowing your load during dinner when she tells you your gonna get laid tonight. You might want to save a little bit for later is all I’m sayin’.

But what else would you expect from a guy who hit a fan in the head with a baseball?*

*You didn’t think I was gonna let him off that easy did you?

Anyone remember this game? You do, don’t you? You forgot all about that s**t! So did I!

Anyway, I wondered if anyone else played the game, so I Googled it. What I found, though is not at all what I expected.

There are “Official Rules.” There are videos. But none of them were the game I remember. So now I’m wondering if my version is either:

• Old school, or
• Midwestern

There are many variations of this game — none of which I had ever heard of.

I was the champ at my school — I never once lost. I’m a p***y now, but back then I didn’t give a s**t. Plus I could deliver a hell of a mean flick.

Your opponent would hold their fist in front of them, knuckles facing the ceiling. I would tuck my middle finger as far back into my thumb as possible, whip my wrist, and aim my middle finger blast right between their fingers.

You could hit anywhere between the main knuckle and the second knuckle, but the fatty part between the fingers seemed to hurt my opponents the most. I never made anyone’s knuckles actually bleed (swelling and bruising? Well, yeah), I won with perfect flicking aim — and I would hit the exact same spot over and over. The most shots anyone took was 13.

You took turns, one flick apiece. The game ended only when someone gave up. There was no score and there were no round limits. Pain threshold and delivery were the only things that mattered.

Every once in a while someone who was way stronger and meaner than me would challenge me. But it didn’t matter. They would hit me in different places all over my knuckles and that strategy just doesn’t work. The worst part is that I was always afraid that they would kick my ass for beating them. It never happened, but it was a very real possibility.

But that’s not the Bloody Knuckles game everyone on the internet is talking about. I mostly found two different versions.

One involved holding your fists together while each person takes turns hitting your knuckles with their knuckles. You get five tries and then it’s the other person’s turn. You do this for three rounds and keep score. Whoever has the most points wins.

That sounds lame if you ask me. I want something where you can only lose by giving up because you are in excruciating pain. I want pain to determine the winner.

Plus there are other annoying “strategies” like you can wait there as long as you want, fake to try to make your opponent flinch and intimidate by making loud noises. It sounds like just a simple variation of Red Hands. I never liked that game. Here is a video of some kids playing it on school bus. OK, so it does look a little painful.

The other game involved flicking a quarter at someone else’s knuckles. Apparently you spin the quarter and take turns keeping it spinning. The first person to mess up has to put their fist on the table. The other person flicks/slings the quarter at the loser’s knuckles. Here is a video of some kids playing it at Carl’s Jr.

You keep doing this until someone gives up. I like that part. Usually there’s some blood. That’s cool.

The part I don’t like is that if you are good at spinning a quarter, you never get hit. Lame.

So now I want to know, what kind of Bloody Knuckles did you play? Tell us a damn story in the comments.

Also make sure you say what year you graduate(d) high school and what part of the world you’re from so we know where these variations came from.

Last year’s national champions, the Auburn Tigers, almost lost to Utah State. I’m not kidding.

Frankly, the Tigers were dominated on the front line all day. And even though Utah State gave the game away at the end, certain Tigers’ fans don’t deserve a team that could beat the Sisters of the Poor.

Down by ten, with 3 and a half damn minutes left in the game, they couldn’t get out of the stadium quickly enough.

If you ask me, that’s like deserting your son in the Raiders parking lot to get his head kicked in because you’re disappointed in his lack of fighting ability. You could have stayed and helped, but no, you walked out. Probably because you think that is the best way to show your disapproval.

You are all f**king idiots. YOU COULD HAVE STAYED AND HELPED. But you chose to leave. You gave up on your national championship winning team the first chance you got. They were down by ten with 3 and a half minutes left. 3 and a half minutes?!?!?! That’s football eternity.

If I was a player for the Tigers I wouldn’t want you as a “fan.”

Then, you got lucky and Utah State choked on their own vomit — snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. After a quick touchdown and an onside recovery, you dumbasses then decide to come back and watch from the stairways.

F**k you. F**k you all. You don’t deserve a f**king team. You are a disgrace to anyone that calls themselves a fan.

Thanks again to Reddit (dallashoosier) for the great picture. Not sure exactly who made it, but it pretty damn funny — and I hope it’s the start of something bigger..

A little backstory in case you missed it, ESPN ran an absof**kinglutely stupid story asking people to imagine if Michael Vick was white. In the article they included a picture of Michael Vick in whiteface. Classy.

The BBQ pic is the first of what is hopefully many parodies of this ridiculous picture. C’mon readers, show us your Photoshop skills!

Oh and I gotta say, I would NOT eat Michael Vick if he were spare ribs. That s**t looks f**king gross.

To be honest, this flow chart could be about pretty much any BCS football program, but it works for now.

Go ahead and say it to yourself a few times quietly.

I will not take my clothes off in front of a camera.
I will not take my clothes off in front of a camera.
I will not…

Unless you plan on making a career out of it, it usually never ends well.

Paige Duke, the former Miss Sprint Cup, was recently relieved of her duties when explicit pictures showed up online, first appearing on the website CaptainThunderRacing.com.

The pictures are a bit racy, and there’s not a whole lot left to the imagination.

But instead of pissing every one of our sponsors off at the same time, we decided to dress the photos up a little bit.

To see the real NSFW pictures go here. NSFW as HELL!

Paige Duke Twitter: http://twitter.com/#!/Paige_Duke

Fortunately this guy is OK. If not, I would feel bad talking about how stupid he is.

F1 driver, Sébastien Buemi, was getting his donut on after a race in Japan, when a complete dips**t ran onto the track and tried TO FUCKING JUMP the car.

Guess what happened? He got hit and spun around. Then he got up and walked away.

Hopefully the car is OK.

Continuing in the tradition of Brandon Phillips, Bears draft pick J.T. Thomas shows pro athletes how to act in public.

During a down off-season, Thomas does the little things right. He rides on a bus with his younger brother who is autistic. That is where he met 14-year-old Joslyn Levell.

Now, before I tell you anymore, you have to promise not to be an immature dickhead who makes pedophile jokes when dudes are being cool. Don’t do it.

One day on the bus, Thomas asked Levell, who has spina bifida (a condition that keeps her in a wheelchair), how her week had gone.

She said it hadn’t gone well because all the guys she asked to the dance had turned her down.

Later, Thomas called her and asked her to the dance. She accepted. I don’t know who this J.T. Thomas guy is, but I like him already.

She said it was the best night of her life.

We can’t forget to hand out kudos to Thomas for teaching all those middle school boys how not to be douchebags. Obviously, 8th-grade boys need a lot of help in that area.

“I’m taking everything you can get from 7-Eleven,” James said. “I’ve been sick since we got here.”

This is when he begins to fold. Unless Dwyane Wade starts playing like its 2006 and Derrick Rose lays an egg, LeBron’s cold will be the “reason” he quit this year.

Remember his elbow last year? It got its own damn Facebook page.

Everybody loves to hear why LeBron couldn’t give his best. He has more enablers than any athlete on the planet. He will have people lining up until the end of time making excuses for him.

It couldn’t be that he’s spineless, could it?

It couldn’t be that he chokes harder than a porn star in her first webcam, could it?

Enough. To be considered one of the best, he needs to show up to the playoffs and win a few games. He left Cleveland because he knows he can’t hang with the pressure. It was his way of admitting he needed a little help from his friends.

When you boil it all down, LeBron just wants you to know that if the Heat lose its not his fault.

In our 2011 Babe Bracket she made it all the way to the Elite Eight, losing out to Marisa Miller in the Models Region.

That’s pretty good company.

She’s good at getting people’s attention. This time she showed up to a photo shoot topless.

Somehow, I doubt anyone’s filing a sexual harassment claim.

Hey guys, it’s been a while since we’ve put a gallery of a hot chick, so let’s christen the new server with someone who has been in the news in the last few days.

That would be Indian model Poonam Pandey, who is 20-years-old and is ready for fame.

It’s been going around that she promised to get naked in front of a crowd if India won the Cricket World Cup.  She also promised to get naked in the team locker room. 

I wonder if Ines Sainz is wishing she did the same thing.  She would be enjoying some of that fame we all know she’s so found of.

Well, India won, so now it’s time for Ms. Pandey to pay up.

While you wait, feel free to check out some of the pics below to see what you’ll be in for. Sans clothing of course.

FOR MORE PICTURES OF POONAM PANDEY CLICK THE ‘NEXT PAGE’ BUTTON UNDERNEATH THE PICTURES BELOW.

Kids, don’t try this at home.  And only apply neck tattoos with parental supervis…

Oh what the f**k do I care? I want to see an army of f**king five-year-old Baby Birdmen storming the court!  ANARCHY BITCHES!!!!

Get your votes in! Today’s the last day to vote for your favorite girls on the JOCKpost 2011 Babe Bracket, Round One.

Haven’t seen it yet?  There’s still time.  Voting ends at exactly midnight EST on Wednesday morning/Tuesday night.  Haven’t told your friends yet?  Get your social media on already.

We have 64 girls, all broken up into appropriate “Regions”. Go vote now for the:

• Sports Girls Region
• Hollywood Region
• Music Region
• Models Region

After you vote, come back tomorrow to see who moved on to the second round.  Then you can vote again!

America! F**k yeah! (It never gets old)

Recently we caught up with Roberta Mancino, everyone’s favorite topless skydiver, who sent us a few e-mails with some new pictures and an update on what she’s been up to.

Let me just say now the new pictures did not disappoint.

Before we get to the pics let us tell you that she is still living life on the edge.  But now she is practicing wingsuit flying for base jumping in Europe.

She’s been keeping up with the modeling, too.  She modeled Roberto Cavalli clothing for magazines.  You should really check out her ESPN E:60 profile below. Her accent makes her 50 times hotter than she already is.

In the first week of April she will be in Africa for a photoshoot (NICE!) and “will do some base jumping if I have time.”

Let’s hope she sends us those pictures from Africa as soon as possible.

Like most models that pose for the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue, Kate Upton is smoking hot.

This picture gallery is sort of a two-part gallery.  The first half are pictures from the most recent SI swimsuit issue and the second half are candid cell-phone/party pictures that she probably didn’t want anyone to see.

Oh well, that’s the life of the beautiful and famous. (So glad I’m neither.)

Boy, those SEC girls are really slutting things up lately, aren’t they?

Fresh off news that Mississippi State cheerleader Taylor Corley posed for Playboy, we are treated to some Signing Day sexiness courtesy of the University of Alabama.

In an all-too obvious attempt at driving attention to their fax machine on signing day, they hired two girls to fetch faxes from the machine.

The webcam angle only showed the girls from knee to just below the boobies.  Thanks guys!

Certainly the girls looked good.  I mean, that’s the point, right?

Oh no, wait, we’re supposed to be talking about signings.  Ha!  Ass will always triumph everything.

Thumbs up to Alabama for coming up with the brilliant idea.  They made me want to tune into a webcam of a fax machine for the first time in my life.

And here we are, talking about it.  Brilliant.

Naturally, complaints were filed, so someone isn’t amused.

F**k ‘em.  We could only be so lucky that this starts a glorious trend of universities utilizing their homegrown stock on live webcams to promote their football program.

Oh and yes, there’s a Facebook page. Tell ‘em how ya feel.

It’s confirmed, Aaron Rodgers is a huge dork with a pretty good sense of humor.

The Packers’ quarterback has obviously been photobombing for years, because he is a seasoned professional.  We have 28 pictures below of various Packers team photos Aaron Rodgers has crashed. 

There’s sure to be more, so if you find them, e-mail them to us.

If you don’t know what photobombing is, let’s take a small break and learn something today (from Urban Dictionary):

• to drop in a photo unexpectedly…to hop in a picture right before it is taken.
• An otherwise normal photo that has been ruined or spoiled by someone who was not supposed to be in the photograph.
• Any time the background of a picture hijacks the original focus.

Some of these PB’s are great, especially when he is making a sarcastic suprised face or when he pointing to his name on the back of his jersey.

It’s hard to tell if all of these are intentional, but many of them clearly are.  In a couple you can even see guys in the background laughing at him.

Aaron Rodgers is a leader who keeps his team loose.  Just another reason why he is kicking so much ass this year.

Brett who?