“I Told Kenny The Jesus Guy Would Beat The Rapist Guy”

Woman sums up last week’s game on Facebook. It’s funny, I said the same thing to my kids.
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Woman sums up last week’s game on Facebook. It’s funny, I said the same thing to my kids.
Continue reading “I Told Kenny The Jesus Guy Would Beat The Rapist Guy”
UFC girl Brittney Palmer is posing for Playboy in the March issue. That is all.
Continue reading Brittany Palmer Picture Gallery [UFC Babes]
Philip Rivers has been regarded by many as one of the best QBs in the NFL for the last few years. Statistically, this is correct.
He has never really been known as a stone cold killer in the fourth quarter, but this is ridiculous.
Did you see that pass he just threw? F**king unbelievable. He tossed a [...]

The shriveled up geezers from back in the day always said “act like you’ve been there before.”
After hitting a walk-off single that advances the Brewers into the next round of the NL playoffs, Nyjer Morgan jumped around and screamed like he won the Super Bowl. Could you imagine Willie Mays acting like that after winning an NLDS series? Of [...]

I was just sitting here eating a sangwich when I remembered an old game we used to play in middle school called “Bloody Knuckles.”
Anyone remember this game? You do, don’t you? You forgot all about that s**t! So did I!
Anyway, I wondered if anyone else played the game, so I Googled it. What I found, though [...]

Last year’s national champions, the Auburn Tigers, almost lost to Utah State. I’m not kidding.
Frankly, the Tigers were dominated on the front line all day. And even though Utah State gave the game away at the end, certain Tigers’ fans don’t deserve a team that could beat the Sisters of the Poor.
Down by ten, with [...]

Thanks again to Reddit (dallashoosier) for the great picture. Not sure exactly who made it, but it pretty damn funny — and I hope it’s the start of something bigger..
A little backstory in case you missed it, ESPN ran an absof**kinglutely stupid story asking people to imagine if Michael Vick was white. In the article [...]

To be honest, this flow chart could be about pretty much any BCS football program, but it works for now.
Continue reading Presenting The Miami Hurricanes Recruiting Flowchart
There is a lesson to be learned here. Do not take your clothes off in front of a camera.
Go ahead and say it to yourself a few times quietly.
I will not take my clothes off in front of a camera.
I will not take my clothes off in front of a camera.
I will not…
Unless you plan [...]

Fortunately this guy is OK. If not, I would feel bad talking about how stupid he is.
F1 driver, Sébastien Buemi, was getting his donut on after a race in Japan, when a complete dips**t ran onto the track and tried TO FUCKING JUMP the car.
Guess what happened? He got hit and spun around. Then he [...]

Continuing in the tradition of Brandon Phillips, Bears draft pick J.T. Thomas shows pro athletes how to act in public.
During a down off-season, Thomas does the little things right. He rides on a bus with his younger brother who is autistic. That is where he met 14-year-old Joslyn Levell.
Now, before I tell you anymore, you [...]

They’ve only lost one game and LeBron is already making excuses.
“I’m taking everything you can get from 7-Eleven,” James said. “I’ve been sick since we got here.”
This is when he begins to fold. Unless Dwyane Wade starts playing like its 2006 and Derrick Rose lays an egg, LeBron’s cold will be the “reason” he quit [...]