There are three things that I know are certain when it comes to March Madness; First, some idiot at work will talk like he has seen every game this season, and will position himself as the office March Madness expert.  You may know that Belmont went 30-4 this year, but you probably haven’t seen them [...]

Chad Johnson is a baffoon, but we already knew that.  What we are quickly finding out is that Chad Johnson is also a moron. Earlier this month, the Bengals wide receiver publicly called out UFC Champion Anderson “The Spider” Silva, and challenged him to a fight. Johnson tweeted “…once the CBA expires tomorrow I’m free [...]

ESPN is the worst. Never has a team been snubbed during the regular season by “The Mother Ship” worse than the Chicago Bulls.  I get it.  The Heat are sexy.  The Knicks are fun to watch.  The Celtics have the original “Big 3”. What about the Bulls?  Why no love for Chicago?  I think ESPN [...]

On Sunday night at the NBA All-Star game, Cleveland hometown hero Josh Cribbs gave a shout out to “his boy”, Lebron James on Twitter while sitting courtside at the Staples Center.  “Picking the Black Eyed Peas to perform at halftime of the Super Bowl” thinks that was a terrible decision. Cribbs, who is usually over-praised [...]

Of all our years watching football, nothing is more guaranteed than unadulterated putridity in the bathrooms at Cowboys Stadium on Sunday night. But some things are certain.  Ben Roethlisberger will escape sacks and Mike McCarthy will made stupid decisions.  The cameras will cut to Jerry Jones at least 47 times and the media will continue [...]

Two weeks until the Super Bowl. How will we pass the time? For me, I decided the best way to pass the time was to rank the quarterbacks in the NFL based on their performances from this season. Because that’s what I do. The Larry Gigli Group: Absolutely Unwatchable. 32. Jimmy Clausen and the misfits [...]