My friends and I often speak in hypotheticals. You know, the fun “could you get off the line if Darrelle Revis was covering you” type questions.  (In case you’re wondering, the answer is yes, because Revis is a punk bitch and I’m quicker than I look). One scenario that comes up often compares NCAA teams to Professional [...]

Jerry Sandusky, a former Defensive Coordinator at Penn State University, is about to go down as one of the most hated men in the history of sports. And it has nothing to do with sports. Sandusky is (allegedly) a child raping pervert who not only raped children, he raped helpless little boys who had come to [...]

This weekend’s LSU @ Alabama game is probably the most anticipated regular season NCAA football game in recent history. Undefeated #1 LSU takes to the road to face division foe and undefeated #2 Alabama in a clash of SEC West rivals. Sure, it’s not #1 11-0 Ohio State vs #2 11-0 Michigan, but it’s still [...]

Major League Baseball is a capitalistic, for-profit enterprise in which private owners try to do two things: 1) make money off their ball club and 2) win world championships. The order of importance of these two items depends on which owners and teams you are talking about. One of the biggest misconceptions about Major League [...]

Major league baseball needs to seriously reevaluate their ridiculous best-of-5 playoff format in the Division Series. Teams play a grueling 162 game schedule (which is probably too-long but that’s for another rant) to determine playoff match-ups and home field advantage, and their reward is a playoff series in a best-of-5 format in which the better team [...]

Former professional tennis player and current joke of an announcer for ESPN, Pam Shriver is the epitome of an illogical woman. While it’s true that nearly all woman are illogical, Shriver takes it to another level with her actions at Wimbledon 2010. Seated behind the court while commentating the James Blake v. Robbin Hasse match, [...]