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Terrelle Pryor, Please Shut The F**k Up

Seriously dude, we are trying to move on. Ohio State fans everywhere, including myself, are trying our best to forget Terrelle Pryor. He never played for Ohio State. Those 3 years just did not exist. And while I admit that we enabled this douche, the way it all ended just proved that he was never [...]

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After The 2012 Olympics, Michael Phelps Will Become A Lazy, Stoner Nomad

It’s every one’s dream. To retire young and travel the world. And if you’re Michael Phelps, and that means partying it up, city jumping, and basically doing whatever the f**k you want, then call me jealous. Phelps will more than likely retire after the 2012 Olympics in London. And at 27 years old, Phelps has [...]

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Eli Manning Does SNL, The Kentucky Derby, Bryce Harper Steals Home

There’s nothing better then waking up in the morning, and getting what you need quickly and easily. But just in case she isn’t there for you, I am. Here’s your Monday Morning Quickie… Eli Manning apparently isn’t retarded. Could have fooled me. Watch him be funny on SNL. [NBC Sports]  The Kansas City Royals gave [...]

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Albert Pujols Doesn’t Suck Anymore, Hits First Home Run As An Angel

Albert Pujols, who many believed would never hit a homerun ever again, has finally gone deep for the Angles in his 111th at bat of the season – ending the longest homerless streak of his career. And all it took were some meaningful words from Tony La Russa. The former Cardinals Manager, who still stays in touch [...]

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Rob Gronkowski Wants To Take Tim Tebow’s Virginity [Video]

In all fairness, he was asked to play “F**k, Marry, Kill” between Tebow, Rex Ryan, and Betty White. And to be honest, I’m not sure he could have come up with a better answer.

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MiamiMarlins.com Is The Worst MLB Team Site Ever

Seriously. Take a look at this site and come back to me. Notice anything odd? Like the fact that the Miami Marlins do not own the rights to miamimarlins.com?! Type in any other teamname.com, and that team’s MLB page will pop up. But not this one. And whoever did this is a f**king genius.   You [...]

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