These days it’s become fashionable for seemingly every two bit, washed up ballplayer to express their desire to play for the Miami Heat. First, it was Penny Hardaway.  Then, out of NOWHERE comes the ghost of Stephon Marbury, followed closely by the corpse of Shaquille O’Neal. Lil Penny is a 39-year-old with a million-year-old’s legs. [...]

The nation caught a break yesterday, when the St. Louis Rams announced they were not in the running to sign Terrell Owens. Lucky for us (the fans), the remaining two teams interested in his services should provide AMPLE opportunities for entertainment. Let’s review the potential excitement to be had!!!
The Cincinnati Bungals interest in TO is [...]

So I sit down and open my laptop. I begin to pour over my player rankings and spreadsheets (don’t judge me), when one of my favorite songs begins to pump out of the top-flight stereo system. At full tilt, Nate Dogg starts preaching to me, that it “ain’t no fuuuuuuuunnnn, if the homeys can’t have [...]

Sir Isaac Newton’s Third Law states that for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.  Nowhere has this been more clearly defined than the baseball world this past week.
While the Inferno increased its population by one last week, the good guys just picked themselves up a manger.
Former Cleveland Indians skipper Lou Brown (James [...]

“The Boss” passed away on Tuesday, at the age of 80, from a heart attack suffered in his Tampa home.
Steinbrenner’s obsessive desire to win at all costs is legendary, and I have no doubt that he has already purchased the best team money can buy in hell. Given his “persuasive” nature, he surely found a [...]

Cleveland based brewery Great Lakes, a brewery with strong ties to Northeast Ohio and well respected worldwide, has always boasted of its Ohio roots.
All of its regularly produced beverages are named in honor of some piece of Ohio history. From celebrating the Cuyahoga River burning from the pollution in it (Burning River Pale Ale) to [...]

Every year America’s birthday, and its ever-present pig-out, Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest, reminds me of a former resident of my hometown.
The chances are that you have never heard of this man, but he has undoubtedly touched your lives. And probably in a more meaningful way than your girlfriend.
We owe a lot to Mr. Harry [...]

Scottie Pippen, the NBA’s all-time greatest 2nd banana, was in tears today in Cook County Court.
The jury awarded the NBA legend a $2 million settlement against two of his former attorneys in a case related to Pippen’s purchase of a $4 million Gulfstream jet in 2002. The greatest perimeter defender in league history proved to [...]

Paraguayan lingerie model Larissa Riquelme has just given red-blooded American men a reason to continue watching the World Cup.
The model, who describing as curvy would do justice to neither her nor the word “curvy”, has said that if her native land, Paraguay, wins the World Cup, she will run naked through the streets with the [...]

In the wake of some really, really, SHITTY officiating in this edition of the World Cup, FIFA has done what any good dictatorial organization would do. Step 1-express your absolute support for the issue in question. As my dad used to say, “Denial ain’t just a river.” If you don’t acknowledge the problem, then there [...]

We don’t normally touch on politics here at the JOCKpost, mainly because it’s not polite. But some things just can not be ignored.
Ohio Republican candidate, John Kasich, has stated that he will not be among those kissing Prince James’ ass in the State’s bid to retain his services. When asked specifically about Gov. Ted Strickland’s [...]

In an update to the ongoing soap opera dubbed “As the French Panties Twist“, the French Football Federation is in shambles after a weekend filled with “strife.”
I say this mockingly because only the drama-queen Frenchies could turn these events into a worldwide midday TV show.
At every point in this “saga”, the French have chose to [...]