Since the nation has been boner-poppin for the last 2 days over Blake Griffin’s love of violent layups, I decided to make a list of my favorite dunks.
Sure, it’s been done a trillion times, but f**k you Internet. This is my list.
Tom Chambers vs Gravity
Mitch Richmond described it best when he said he was already [...]
I know how this guy feels…
Every morning whenI wake up to go to work, I wish there were tennis rackets to smash the ever-loving f**k out of right next to my bed. My day would suck about 10% less if that were the case.
Down two sets and a break to Stanislaw Warinka, Baghdatis went on [...]
Monday Night in New Orleans, Drew Brees surpassed Dan Marino’s nearly 30 year old single-season passing yards record.
He did it on the Saints last offensive play of the game, a 9 yard TD pass to Darren Sproles while NOLA was already sporting a 30 point lead. This gave Brees the record with 5,087 yards, and a [...]
Not just any old men, but almost dead old men. These two guys are so old they’re jealous of how good looking dirt is.
The geezer on the left is none other than Joe Kapp, the only football player to ever play quarterback in the Grey Cup (BC Lions), the Rose Bowl (Cal), and the Super [...]
People are already clamoring for a rematch of one of the ugliest football games these eyes have ever seen. But the reaction to that should be the same as my family’s when suggested that my dad and I rematch our epic 1997 Thanksgiving Staring Contest at that year’s Christmas – not only no, but HELL NO!
That game sucked. Sure, [...]
There’s been a lotttttta talk lately about college football going to four, sixteen team “super conferences”. Everyone’s doing it!! Do you wanna superconference?! I sure as f**k do, bro! Let’s join the ACC!
But all this talk is misleading.
For starters, the only thing that would be made “super” by adding Texas A&M to it would be [...]
Sorry, it took to week 3 – I’ve been drinking a LOT watching Notre Dame football. Last year I finished 19-10 – not exactly a worldbeater, so we’ll try better this year.
Here ya go:
Michigan State +5 @ Notre Dame: Top 15 team getting 5 from an 0-2 team. Granted, the most talented 0-2 team in [...]
Since former Titan’s quarterback Steve McNair was murdered by his mistress in 2009, his skeleton has been going places.
The remains were first seen whooping it up at the Cincinnati amusement park, Kings Island, shortly after McNair’s passing.
Then, last Sunday, during the Titans-Jaguars game, McNair’s bones were spotted tailgating outside the Jaguars stadium, named for whatever [...]
People are up in arms about Brian Kelly’s sideline behavior during games. To put it mildly, he goes f**king bananas when someone makes a bonehead play. I got more texts after the game about Kelly’s antics than I did the 5 turnovers and 4 personal foul penalties. Huh??
To quote Herm Edwards – YOU PLAY TO [...]
NBC recently announced that they agreed with Major League Soccer to televise 45 of the leagues games a year. With the contract, NBC Sports has solidified their spot as the go-to network for sports no one gives a f**k about.
Professional basketball? Check
Volleyball? Confirmed
The Tour de France? Got it
Hockey? Here!
Notre Dame football? Accounted for
And now Major League [...]
Outfielder Jayson Werth was a hot commodity last off-season, and the Washington Nationals thought they got an elite player when they signed the former Phillie to a 7-year, $126 million dollar contract. What they have instead is a $10 million scrub, hitting .219 with 10 homers and 35 RBIs.
To celebrate such ineptitude, and to give [...]
The most successful golf relationship ever ended on July 20th, when Tiger Woods dumped caddy Steve Williams. Williams, has been every bit the spurned woman that the real Mrs. Woods, Elin, the one Tiger ACTUALLY betrayed, never was.
Williams has given a few interviews, crying about how his former boss/bestie, Eldrick Woods, ditched him. He had [...]
