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Seriously, F**k Fantasy Baseball

So we’re in the fourth week of our ESPN Fantasy Baseball league and the stupid s**t that used to happen to me over and over again happened again this year. I was kicking my opponent’s ass all week. The scores were usually 9-1-1 or 8-1-2, you know, that kind of ass-beating. Then, two days ago [...]

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Mike Rice Reminds Me of My Asshole High School Coach [Video]

I’m not gonna say that I was the next coming of Michael Jordan, but I was the best player on my team. I quit playing basketball after my sophomore year in high school because my coach was the most abusive man I’d ever met in met in my life. He would push us around. He [...]

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Brandon Knight Gets Destroyed By DeAndre Jordan [GIF]

Is it me, or does Brandon Knight look like a little kid laying on the floor after the thunderous dunk thrown down by DeAndre Jordan? And the look on Jordan’s face afterwards is either “The way I crushed that little guy was scary” or “Seriously, who sharted?” DeAndre Jordan Monster Dunk Over Brandon Knight Animated [...]

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Madden 13 Sucks Balls For Franchise Mode Lovers

It’s been a while since I’ve bought a new Madden. Before today, Madden 10 was my most recent copy. After reading some pleasant reviews and raves about how the new Careers Mode is so much better than the old Franchise Mode I decided to buy it. Sixty-five bucks with tax. That ain’t chump change. I’ve [...]

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Madden 13 Cover: Megatron’s Pic Kind Of Sucks

Madden 13 Cover with Calvin Johnson aka Megatron

Of all of the awesome catches Calvin Johnson has made over the years, this is the best EA Sports could come up with? A more exciting and athletic wide receiver you will not find. Also, he doesn’t really have a confident look on his face. He’s in the middle of focusing on a ball that [...]

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Junior Seau Found Dead From A Gunshot Wound To The Chest

Junior Seau Dead

Seau was a linebacking legend. One of the best of his time. RIP, Mr. Seau. [Yahoo! Sports]

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