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JoePa Dead? JoePa Not Dead! Make Up Your Minds!

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Is Joe Paterno dead or not? The media’s handling of Joe Paterno’s “death” has been sloppy at best. I’m being nice. In actuality it’s completely f**ked up.
First you read everywhere that JoePa is dead. But now, if you Google “Joe Paterno dead” you get redirects to the subsequent family spokesperson’s refutal of the report.
C’mon guys. [...]

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Who Wants To Watch A Drunk Canadian Faceplant? [Video]

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You do, of course!
It looks like someone hit the off button on his remote control.  Or he forgot to charge his battery overnight. Or his Sims manager has been very neglectful.
It really sucks though for the guy. I mean, one minute he’s laughing, the next minute he’s got a mouthful of gravel.
Again, my favorite part [...]

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Lee Corso Says “F**k It” On National Television, Gives Awesome Fake Apology [Video]

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The best part about this video is not that Lee Corso swears on Gameday when deciding against picking SMU to win. I just love Kirk Herbstreit’s face immediately after he said it.
It is exactly the kind of face when your friend does something unbelievably ornery in class.

And then, of course, he apologized. You have to [...]

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Jerry Sandusky Enjoys Young People According To Jerry Sandusky [Video]

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In a recent interview with Bob Costas on Brian Williams’ Rock Center show, Jery Sandusky took some pretty hard questions via a telephone interview.
You know s**t is bad when Bob Coastas is literally asking you:

Are you a pedophile?
Are you sexually attracted to young boys?

Sandusky said he is innocent. What a sick f**ker. He did admit [...]

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Who Has Been The Most Surprising Player On Your NFL Team So Far?

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We’re about midway through the season and some teams are very surprising in a good way (the 49ers) and others not so much (the Vikings).
But for each team, who is the most surprising player so far this season? My picks for each team are below.
Feel free to call me an idiot in the comment section. [...]

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Watch A Boeing 767 Land Without Wheels [Video]

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This has little to do with sports, but the skill and poise displayed under pressure by the pilot of this Boeing 767 displayed is far better than any athlete we’ve ever seen.
I mean, his LIFE and the lives of 230 others was in his hands — completely dependent on his ability to pull through in crunch [...]

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Steven A. Smith Calls JaMarcus Russell “Jabba The Hut” [Video]

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I do believe this is the first time I’ve ever agreed with Steven A. Smith. I can’t help but want to scream “Cheese Doodles!” at him every time I see him.
But after JaMarcus Russell bashed on his old team, Steven A. didn’t mince words.
Some highlights:
“This dude should be arrested for being a thief!”
“Evidently he used his [...]

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Why Is Tosh.0 Dressed Like Jim Tressel?

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It kind of took me aback, and I must admit it’s pretty damn funny. But Tosh.0 is dressed like Jim Tressel, all while bashing the hell out the THE OSU.
I started watching a little late, so I have no idea why he is doing this. Other than it being damn funny.
Can anyone explain it to [...]

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Jonathan Stewart Stiff Arms Jo-Lonn Dunbar Into Next Week [Video]

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Nothing screams “GET OFF ME!” like a good stiff arm.
The lesson learned here? If you’re gonna try to tackle Carolina Panther RB Jonathan Stewart, you better go all in. Jo-Lonn Dunbar thought he could come weak, and Stewart stiff arms him straight to the dirt.
He pushed him down so hard Dunbar’s head bounced off the [...]

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Al Davis Died Today, 1929-2011, RIP

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Al Davis has been one of the most influential figures in football history. What he has done for the league in the past 50+ years has been nothing short of legendary.
When he joined the Raiders in 1963, he took over a hapless franchise and turned them into perennial winners. He was named Coach of the [...]

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Tony Romo Flow Chart Is Frighteningly Accurate [Flowcharts]

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I don’t know what genius created this Tony Romo Flowchart, but I’d like to shake his hand, he nailed it.
He forgot at the end, Tony should wince for the cameras, just so everyone knows what kind of martyr he truly is.

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Late Hit Vault: Jim McMahon Body Slammed 3 Seconds After Throw [Video]

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Think about what you think a late hit is in 2011. Now watch the video below.
Where were you on November 23, 1986 when Jim McMahon was snuck up on by a 300-pound giant who subsequently pummeled his bad shoulder into the turf like soft ground beef? Playing with Ninja Turtles? Mike Tyson’s Punch Out?
Let’s face [...]

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