Auburn Fans Embarrass Themselves By Leaving Early

Last year’s national champions, the Auburn Tigers, almost lost to Utah State. I’m not kidding.

Frankly, the Tigers were dominated on the front line all day. And even though Utah State gave the game away at the end, certain Tigers’ fans don’t deserve a team that could beat the Sisters of the Poor.

Down by ten, with 3 and a half damn minutes left in the game, they couldn’t get out of the stadium quickly enough.

If you ask me, that’s like deserting your son in the Raiders parking lot to get his head kicked in because you’re disappointed in his lack of fighting ability. You could have stayed and helped, but no, you walked out. Probably because you think that is the best way to show your disapproval.

You are all f**king idiots. YOU COULD HAVE STAYED AND HELPED. But you chose to leave. You gave up on your national championship winning team the first chance you got. They were down by ten with 3 and a half minutes left. 3 and a half minutes?!?!?! That’s football eternity.

If I was a player for the Tigers I wouldn’t want you as a “fan.”

Then, you got lucky and Utah State choked on their own vomit — snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. After a quick touchdown and an onside recovery, you dumbasses then decide to come back and watch from the stairways.

F**k you. F**k you all. You don’t deserve a f**king team. You are a disgrace to anyone that calls themselves a fan.