Angry Little Person Wants to Whip Him Some Red Sox Ass [Video]

I don’t know what would suck more – being a Red Sox fan in general, or having a little person threaten to f**k me up? They both just sound like a bad dream that I couldn’t wait to wake up from.

And I’m not one of those people that are terrified by little people…just little people that want to kick the s**t out of me.

Much like the Red Sox fan in the video, you know you can’t hit the guy or you will be deemed as an even bigger douchebag than you would already be by just wearing a Red Sox jersey.

You can obviously tell that the little guy is drunk. I had a little person in the dorm next to me in college, and the only thing I ever remember him saying is, “One time I drank a bottle of Jack, and I almost died”. So it’s probably safe to say that even a couple of beers would be enough to get this guy going.

That, and being like the rest of us, and just can’t stand Red Sox fans.

The Last Angry Fan