All-American Girls Baseball Team Making a Comeback?

Don’t get me wrong, I love watching girls do just about anything (not in a hole-in-a-hotel-room-wall kind of way).

And unless they are just goofy, women have a way of making anything look a bit more graceful then men –except of course when we are talking about sports.

Apparently, the WWII Girls Baseball League is trying to re-establish the 4 original teams of the All-American Girls Baseball League which includes the Rockford Peaches, Kenosha Comets, Racine Belles, and South Bend Blue Sox – but who the f**k would want to watch woman’s baseball, especially when Madonna isn’t actually roaming the outfield in a small skirt? (I swear that is one of the only times I thought Madonna looked hot).

The WNBA is not fun to watch. In fact, if I had to envision my hell, it very well could be me watching a 24-hour news channel that shows nothing but WNBA highlights (lowlights?).

If it weren’t for the UConn’s Woman’s basketball team, woman’s sports in general have kind of gone completely unnoticed since Brandi Chastain won the World Cup for the U.S. Woman’s Soccer team – and it’s no coincidence that she happened to have her shirt off at that moment.

There is a small chance that I’m in the minority when it comes to wanting to watch women like Gina Davis play baseball. While I do feel woman should be allowed to do ANYTHING that a man is allowed to do, there are still some things that should be left segregated.

But like I said, maybe I’m wrong. Maybe crying should be allowed in baseball. Maybe annoying ass little kids should be allowed to roam the dugouts. And maybe the clap is just completely unavoidable.

But unless the new Girls All American League takes a few notes from the Lingerie Football League, they could be in for a very short comeback.

The new league is still trying to find the next Rosie O’Donnell, so if you are interested, and you can hold back from f**king your manager, then check out this site to sign up.