Al From Dadeville Is A Douchebag

I know, calling someone a douchebag is very immature. I’m sorry if you f**kers can’t deal with it right now.

I’m pissed.

And not because some douchebag named “Al From Dadeville” poisoned Auburn’s trees. Auburn is a bunch of cheaters who will eventually have everything they accomplished in the 2010 season ripped from their greedy, dirty hands.

But sometimes it takes a certain kind of idiot to push me over the edge.

“Al From Dadeville” is one of those psychotic, drunk idiots that doesn’t really understand the difference between a stupor and reality.

He goes and poisons two 130-year-old oak trees near Auburn’s Toomer’s Corner.  Toomer’s Corner is a spot where Auburn fans gather to celebrate wins and stuff.

The trees are certain to die. The powerful herbicide called Spike 80DF was used to poison the ground.

But that’s not the worst part.  He called into a sports talk radio show to gloat about his douchebaggery. It’s not bad enough that he went and f**ked up some seriously classic trees, he has to call in and brag about it.  Douche. Bag.

Oh yeah, big surprise, he’s an Alabama fan.

I’m sorry, but for once I’m at a loss for words. Piss on this f**king turd.