At first glance, the title may seem a bit shocking. That is until we compare this African soccer league to a beer softball league.
There really is no difference, except that soccer is played mostly running.
In Nairobi, middle-aged men play soccer for charity and the beer is a-flowin’.
According to The Standard, “the liquor is readily available on the touchline, courtesy of a mobile bar that is managed by two waitresses who run up and down the pitch serving players.”
The article inexplicably states that as the game draws on, the players become noticeably stumblier. No s**t?
Finally, a league made just for David Bentley. (Minus the damn age limit. FUCKALL!)
Playing by the rules of the bottle
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