Unfortunately this isn’t the first time we’ve had a complete idiot try to call a mulligan on the days of his youth this year.
Guerdwich Montimere laid down the blueprint for how it’s done. That sicko even went so far as to complete the high school experience by hooking up with a 15-year-old.
Now we have The Sequel: Football Edition. 21-year-old Julius Threatts, of Tampa, Florida, has been playing football against a bunch of 14-year-olds this summer. He even scored a couple of touchdowns in one of his team’s 35-0 routs.
He tried to register at Webb Middle School in Tampa, but school administrators were suspicious. According to Hegarty, Webb Principal Marcos Murillo walked through the cafeteria at that point and saw Threatts. Hegarty said Murillo told him, “He looks too old to be in middle school.”
No s**t.
No word yet on whether he went all the way and hooked up with some 13-year-old.
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i think ill try out for the wnba. slap a wig on and tuck it.